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By � Jake The Mistake
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| So one day I was fucking this goat and it was all like �BAHHH� and I was like �Shut up bitch� so I hacked off his goat balls and shoved them down his throat. So any way he got the taste of sweaty nut sack in his mouth and went crazy, so he turned around and bit off mine, but that didn�t work, because I tied them to the bumper of a truck the other day, and watched them get torn off. Then he got angry and did a back flip, and landed on this tube of toothpaste, and it got in my sack wound, which was still very sore, cos I kept picking the scab of, so I just rolled around on the ground holding what used to be my balls, screaming like a little girl with a guy shoving a another little girl up her ass. So any way, I got up to finish fucking the goat, but he was gone, so I went in the kitchen and stuck my dick in the power outlet. Then my mom started screaming at me �What the fuck are you doing?�� It turns out the power outlet was her box. So any way, I shot a massive load on her face, but it turns out that I didn�t have cum, because of my loss of testicals, so I was pissing on her, but the bitch just kept drinking it down, then she bit my nipples off, so I took a big shit on the table and ran outside. And found my real mom sitting on the goats back, and I was like �GET OFF MY GOAT BITCH� and she jumped up and cut out my tongue, so I spit blood on her and bashed my head on the ground. Then things went black and I died. The End. By � Jake The Mistake |
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