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DYLAN AND THE SEALS Abrahim Esker says:its about Quinn the Eskimo�Come on within, Come on Without, blah blah blah something When Quinn the Eskimo blah blah blah, everybodies gonna blah blah blah�he mustve been in a bad mood when he wrote that David says:yea, cuz some eskimo ripped him off for some snow shoes Abrahim Esker says:he needed them, now he only has those trademark Dylan Nubs so now he is forced to live in Minnesota with a German accent and he is angry oh so angry David says:at all eskimo kind he orders the professional killings of Eskimos in Northern Canada hes still mad about the snow shoes Abrahim Esker says:The eskimos made a small militia which tragically met their end as they all stood together for a photograph on top of an iced over lake no one could save them the Seals tried Oh they Oiked all over the place but couldnt do anything so they ate the Eskimos and swam away David says:the sea ran red with the blood of those killed in the tragedy Abrahim Esker says:and the Seals took their shoes as offerings to the Seal king Oikar and he hath laughed a laugh of mighty joy and he said "Oh my Seals, Let us Steal a TV and Watch the Smurfs" Then a loud Twang rang out in the ice and caused a crack, as the Seals looked up, they saw a sillhouette of a man A man with 2 nubs for It was Dylan he held up a bag and dropped it, the head that fell out was that of Quinns and the Seal king said "DYL.."but before he could finish he was shot with a large spear All the Seals began to Oik, and Dylan of the nubs said "I have Come for your Shoes" David says:the seals fought bravely for their shoes Abrahim Esker says:But Dylan was too strong, with the power of the rage he had held in for years One of the Seals said "WE MUST FLEE HE IS TOO POWERFUL" But it was too late, that seal was the last alive and Dylan Raised his guitar to the sky and He hath Screamed, Today....I HATH OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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