james says:look who decided to show
Dan says:hello abrahim.............
Abrahim Esker says:Hello...*Pulls out Piano Wire�Tightens around fists�Fixes Piano*
Dan says:i consider that an insult! i challenge you to a spelling bee duel
Abrahim Esker says:oh no!
james says:ready you two?
Dan says:james... you know what to do
james says:spell, satisfaction
Abrahim Esker says:satisfaction!
Dan says:hmm, does it start with an F? damn it!
Abrahim Esker says:YES!!!!
james says:wait..!! their is no exclamation mark in satisfaction. for the steal.....
Dan says:satisfaction
Abrahim Esker! says:...damn!
james says:you win!
Dan says:woohoo!
Abrahim Esker says:NO THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!
Dan says:i just pooped in my pants just now
Abrahim Esker says:you barbarians! you have to do it in your shirt!
Dan says:its no joke abe. if i may call you that. i have chronic irritable bowel sydrome. version two. i want to download the update
Abrahim Esker says:download Diaper 9.0. Ive got Auto Ass Beta
Dan says:I got on the mic. and let out a big
Abrahim Esker says:fart. he has a problem ok give him a break and when you type that stuff in search you get some quality stuff. dont be ashamed! they dont have any real stuff, only russian girls and similar looking russian girls
Dan says:and old men wearing diapers
james says:im still processing diaper 9.0
Abrahim Esker says:Auto Ass Beta works like a charm
Dan says:i just got my car serviced, its running as smooth as a twelve year old asian boys naked backside
james says:in the cool air of the night
Abrahim Esker says:in Thailand the girls hold a surprise for all the old ceo's�well girls with extra equipment
Dan says:called "lady-boys" theres actually a place known as "lady-boy island" theres heaps of hot chicks there
Abrahim Esker says:with guns which makes them dangerous. had a ball didnt you? no pun intended
Dan says:whats with the hat abrahim, does it rain women where you live?
Abrahim Esker says:yes theres an island here called Oahu which is like there there is actually a place called Bumfuck in Bosnia
Dan says:
i might move there�i mean move AWAY from there
Abrahim Esker says:you need plyers to get immigration I RAN! no verb intended *bomb dropping sound effect* appetite is important, simple but true, for anorexics*Fog horn* ANY FEMALES IN THE ROOOOOM!*Fog Horn*
Dan says:fog horn? is that a racist joke?
Abrahim Esker says:no
Dan says:are you sure?
Abrahim Esker says:Fog Horn is the thing that goes BOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE
James says:boooeeeee like all black people?
Abrahim Esker says:its the thing in the night, in the dark. on the boat�yeah ok its was rascist joke
Dan says:are you calling me a fog horn because im black? that racist fog horn joke went out in the sixties man
Abrahim Esker says:Im calling you An Original. well an Original Collectors item for some of the people in the south. but NOT in that context*Fog Horn* BOOOOOOOOUEEEEEEE ANY GIRLS IN THE ROOM *mic sound**bell SFX* WE ARE SELLING ONE RIGHT NOW FRESH OFF THE BOAT BOOOOUUUEEEE* racist those bastards were. mic sound is the sound made when you put the mic down while its still on. Thud scribble scribble you know thats it dont expect more without money
Dan Says:Michael says: I once touched my grandmother in her pubic region. She didnt enjoy it as much as i did, and i swore id do it again given half a chance.
Abrahim Esker says:Gary says:Why my mother named me Gary nobody knows.
Dan says:Reginald says: It's not often that i get to take photographs of my dad and his friends naked by the pool, would you turn down such an opportunity?
Abrahim Esker says:Paul says: I once thought I knew myself, until I saw myself walking in the park. I asked myself who he was. He said "This Story is Too long...Too Long...minus the second time I said it"
james says:bruce says: at first the though of touching my dogs penis was a little bit disgusting, but then i realized... its basically my penis on a dog.
Dan says:Greg says: The two days ive ever felt alive, truly alive in my life are the days of november last year, when i was repeatedly raped by my grandfather and his twin brother, boris.
Abrahim Esker says:Helen says:I told my parents my sexuality through my hair...I have a Mullet. Rogerella says:If my voice sounds thick honey its only because I smoke...Rogerella says: Im on Drugs big time honey
james sayspeter says: im the one who first had the idea that drinking the white liquid that comes out cows would be a good idea. My idea about eating its shit wasnt quite as accpeted.
Abrahim Esker says:Peter is an Original... *Fog Horn* Nema says:Im from new Guinea, and to show love to my parents, I asked them, how would you like to be prepared at your funeral? They told me "Medium Well"Dennis says:
I became a priest in 1996, my parents understood, and never spoke to me again.
Dan says:Greg says: I like to finger my asshole while masturbating in my sisters face, with my mother watching. then i move over to dad and stick random objects up his tortured behind�
Dan says:i think greg went too far