By Abrahim Esker
Part one: Cartelisation v. Association
In Marxist theory we have two main economic theories which can be explained simply with a single magnificent metaphor, that of Chef�s with Russian Ancestry�There is the Burly Husky Hairy Russian Chef with a furry mustache�He is a bully in the kitchen, rationing the food in his bid for order�and the Thin Chef who looks as though he has risen from his grave to cook one more meal for the people�He Wants his fellow workers to have all the food they need�If both men heard the sound of music, One would attempt to dance but be to weak to do so, and the other turning off the music as to keep the control of the situation�The Large Burly Chef cooks only what he wants and nothing of the others�He is Monopolizing control of the Kitchen while the Thinner Chef�though he coughs in the soup he attempts to make for the entire staff is stopped by the larger and the as the larger picks up the pot of soup and dumps it on the thinners head�There ensues a conflict of interests�Both have similar goals, both want to help the people but have different ways of doing so, The Thin Man eventually left for another job�calling for other workers to follow him�disliking the idea of a kitchen monopoly�Yet the Larger Chef doesnt believe what he is doing is a monopoly, but rather a means of control over the kitchen and people��Have You Must, A DANCING Competition hrrmmmm� Who was that? The two men turned a Custom�a Short Green humanoid�What is your name little man said the thing chef as the big asked the thin man �Did I give you permission to speak?� The Thin said �Take your Permission and put it where you�ve stuck all your other stuff you hard ass!� �Fight Not You Will, Yoda I am�Travel Far I have�From Dagobah�Have not I come here to watch you bicker and fight�A Dancing competition you will have�for me to judge which of your beliefs and actions is for the better�The other Chefs surrounded the 2 men in a circle, Yoda stood in the middle and elaborated on the rules �SPREAD YOUR LEGS YOU MUST, MUST YOU DANCE THEN TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT IN THE STYLES OF YOUR CHOOSING YOU WILL!3 2 1 BEGIN!!!!!!!!!� The Two Men Began Dancing, The Thinner was weak in the long term and had short bursts of energy�The Larger was heavy and could not support its weight on leg as he shifted his weigh from left to right�Suddenly the Weak man collapsed, the larger had rationed the food much too much to meet the man�s requirements�Suddenly the Larger man began to grab his chest�and as he clenched his stained work cloth�he collapsed to the floor�Yoda turned around after slurping his final slurp of dumpling soup �Bullshit this contest was�The Answer is up to you� he pointed with his staff to all the people who stood around the 2 collapsed men �And Remember� he added �Download not Star Wars Episode 3 from the internet�theatres go to, support your studios�and� He continued �Out check Phat moves of Mine DURRDES!� He pulled out his light saber and flipped as all the men clapped and cheered as they began to play Russian music�Suddenly Yoda chopped ones leg and as he fell the men stopped clapping�and Yoda said �My Shizzle The American Way bertch!� Star Wars Trilogy now on DVD