friend, Jake the Mistake were hanging out and talking about hot guys
when he said "OMG there is like a fashion show that we totally have
to enter tomorrow!" so I was like sure, and I toally knew we'd win
too because Jake The Mistake is just so incredibly hot! Haha so anyways
the next day we go to the show and we were totally working it wen
all these cross dressing tranvestites jumped on stage and took over
the show! Of course they stood no chance in winning because
me an Jake The Mistake were totally taking home the trophe! So the
bastards tied us up in this giant penis chair. It was like a hand
shaped chair except thefingers were dicks! So yea
we were sitting there in this chair and I knew we would probably
die soon, cuz the dicks were pretty horny and looked like they
were gunna swallow us whole, so I turned to Jake The Mistake and
told him all about how I thought he was so hot. He said he felt
the same way, and was only pretending to be gay so he could
spend time with me and do stuff with me without me knowing his feelings!
so we were about to die, and were both really horny,
so we had a lot of crazy hot sex rite there in that huge penis chair!
But, right when I thought we were gunna die, David showed up!
David was my really awesome fuk buddy, but we had never done nething
but have amazing hot sex, so I assumed thats all we were, fuk buddys.
but he came and untied me and told me he loved that I loved his smile!
David has the most unbelievable smile and I love it! so david saved me
from my penis chair death fate, but as for Jake the Mistake,
the bastard got swallowed up by the horny penis chair.
////By Methy or perhaps an obese man with a carnal fear of toilets named Benny Farbello and as he would say "My Anus Smokes compulsively because its paranoid and currently taking anti depressants as well as going to a therapist for hypnosis to quit smoking"\\\\(things inside of the /// and \\\\ by Abrahim Esker this Penis Chair story was by Methy though...)
