- By Jake The Mistake
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| The other night I was cruising around the back wood with nothing on but my little sister� oh man, human flesh is surprising warm, any way, I was playing Ed Gein again, when my mum yes out �Jake, time for supper� so I took of my sister and put her back in her box, right next to the box with all the dead girls boxes in it. Any way, we were eating supper, when all of a sudden, my dad choked and died, so I took him out back and hung him up from the tractor, like we do the deer we kill in the fall. Any way, I cut open his stomach, and every thing just sorta flopped out on the ground. So I got down and picked up his still warm heart and started massaging it until it started beating again, then I took a big bite out of it and the blood shot across the yard. So any way, that�s when the rats showed up, so I killed them and pulled a war pig and ate their innards (a pun only few will catch and appreciate). Any way, back on topic, is I threw his guts in the fire, and threw the rest of his body in a big meat grinder, and shredded it up, then turned it into hamburger patties and sold them to McDonalds as horsemeat. Any ways I went home and told my mum what happened, and she starts freaking out, but then I showed her the $1.49 I made off of him� she calmed right the fuck down. And started prancing around likes a little fairy. So I shot the bitch in the cunt and watched her bleed to death like she was on her rag. Any way, I dragged her out in side and left her in the yard for the dog, and went back inside and fucked one of the boxes in my box, box, cuz I was horny from all the killing, then I was tired so I took a nap, and when I woke up, I went for a swim, and realized that my penis had fallen off, so I went back in the house to look for it, then I realized that I had left the box from my box of boxes on it and the bugs ate it off. The End. - By Jake The Mistake |
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