By Abrahim Esker
"Mobo! Mobo! It's Time to Wax me!" A Gayish voice said from the pool area of a huge mansion in Monaco. As Mobo approached the Fat man on the pool chair quickly turns over completely in the nose and said..."Cheer!" as he rose his bum to reveal his intent..."Where the Sun don't Shine First Mobo Darling" A tear came to Mobo's eye...For Money? All this For Money? Mobo was always a good man, A hard worker, muscular and large, he worked at the construction yards in Morroco until one day his new Boss...Chawles...Spotted him out of the crowd of workers..."I have a job for you" the fat Chawles words echoed in Mobo's mind...Mobo pasted the hot Wax on the rich man's Anus...and abruptly ripped it off...the fat man moaned in pleasure and giggled gayly..."Mobo! I want to see it!" Mobo hesitantly brought the fat man the dried wax with the ripped hair...and the gay man said "Closer Mobo I want to smell it!" Tears came to Mobo's eyes, this was a disgrace...Mobo wasn't raised to be an obese homosexuals sex slave...Mobo looked down to see the Obese man had picked up a pubic hair in his teeth and was twiddling it with his fingers "You know what that means Mobo" Mobo Stopped...This had gone too far...25 years working for this man...25 years gone into the service of a Bourgeous...Mobo walked slowly to the kitchen inside the mansion...the Fat Man Giggled and skipped behind him completely in the nude and pinched Mobo's bum. "I'll be in the bedroom Mobesi" Mobo opened the drawer where they kept the knives...He was going to end it...It had to end...Suddenly the door bell rang...Mobo Opened the door to reveal ME!
A Sudden fart from the bathroom followed by a muffled "Owned" Mobo Looked back and then turned back to me...I said "Hello, I apologize but my friend David had to go to the bathroom and he snuck into your bathroom..." Mobo thought for a second...This was Perfect...2 Men come to the House...and the Fat Man Dies...They Get the Blame...Mobo Smiled..."Rithe Theese Waye Sar" he said as he led me to the main lobby...A gay voice came from the bedroom "Mobesi I'm Waaaaaiting....MOBO!" I smiled at Mobo and he said with a grunt "Mye Boshe" I asked "Aren't you happy working here? Is anything the matter?"
When David Exited the bathroom and entered the lobby he found Mobo's head on my lap crying...I told David Mobo's sad story. "MOBO! I'm sitting on this bed for an hour with my legs open its hard work and WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO IN THERE!?" Mobo suddenly god up, determined to end it all...Mobo Walked to the front door and locked it, Mobo Walked to the Kitched and Opened the Drawer of Knifes and pulled out a Knife...saw that it was too small and exchanged it for a huge knife. He looked at us "It was nice to meet you. I am sorry but you will have to exuse me" His accent was gone...He Walked into the bedroom...The Fat Gay Man was indeed sitting on the bed with his legs spred wide his penis erect. "Whats the Knife for Mobo?" He asked and within a split second the knife was in his chest...."Mo...." He slumped over and seemed to stop breathing, his penis was still erect and seemed to smile at Mobo. Mobo pulled out the knife...
David and I wondered what Mobo was doing in the bedroom...David called out "Mobo?"...Mobo walked out of the bedroom dressed in red liquid...David Gasped, I was scared...Mobo stumbled towards us...he seemed tired...he was shirtless, his hairy chest was sweating leaving dents in his coat of blood. He said "You...You did this..." David said "What?" I said "How?" Mobo said "You Killed Chawles...I managed to tackle you and get the knife, and then...." Mobo looked up with Manic eyes, he raised his knife and suddenly without warning charged us...He was amazingly fast for such a muscular man...We seperated...Mobo turned towards David...From the Kitchen I said in the gayest voice possible "Mobesi!" Mobo turned stunned...I had a knife in my hand...We were gonna end this like Rivah Cats. "Mobo...Mobo you can't pin it on us...we would love to leave peacefully...we would love to see you happy...don't do it mobo don't" Mobo Turned back to David...and Attempted to tackle him, smothering him in chest hairs, sweat, and blood. David screamed and I shouted "I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO THIS MOBO!!!" I Ran towards Mobo with the Knife and I rose it to the sky my, my lips wet, my penis erect...BANG! THE FRONT DOOR SLAMMED OPEN!
"SORUPRIZE!!!!!!!!!!! YURU ONU CANDIDU SHITU!" A Japanese man ran into the room with lots of camera men and crew. He ran towards me with a microphone the sound boom hitting my face...He repeated "YURU ONU CANDIDU SHITU!" I said "WHAT!?" loudly...One of the Crew Memembers said "He say your on Candid Shit!" The japanese man screamed in excitement" WERU FIRMED DA HORE THINGU ONU CANDIDU SHITU!!!" In the confusion of the moment I dragged David from under Mobo and we escaped through the front door as the Japanese Candid Shit TV crew interviewed Mobo...as I left I shut the door...As we drove back home in silence and contemplation we wondered if it was all a joke...it was evening now, the sun had set...as I looked into the rare view mirror I saw something dark risng...I turned suddenly...and said in a gasp "MOBO?" A Street light flashed light on the back seat...no...IT WAS CHAWLES STILL IN THE NUDE! I swerved the car to the side...Suddenly I stopped the car and jumped out in the middle of the highway...DAVID's SEATBELT WAS STUCK!
"Hahahahahahahahaha hehehehehe hahahhaahhaahahah" Four of us sat and laughed in a small 24 hour cafe...David, Myself, Chawles (Still in the nude), and a short old rusty homeless man names Fame. Fame sipped on an Evian and smiled as a spider ran across his beard. All was well, all was settled. Mobo entered the cafe and kissed Chawles on the cheek. Mobo Explained that Chawles loved Themed murder mysteries that end in japanese telivision shows...after all, he could afford the set up, and its what really helps Chawles get in the mood for sex...his wife was coming home after a long trip so he wanted to be ready... Chawles and Mobo apologized for having caught us in the middle of it all. Chawles invited us to return home with them to be audience to their orgy but we refused...Chawle's wife made it home...no one was there...she went to the bathroom...she turned on the light...David Forgot to Flush!
