| Here's the movie's most glorifable moments. As you can see, I've watched it too many times. "I like it a lot." Enjoy! =) This page is dedicated to Tekknine, my partner in exquisite immaturity. |
| The saga begins. Lloyd: "Hey, sombebody chipped my tooth!" Harry: "How do you think I feel, someone bit me in the forehead!" |
| Harry: "How do you know it's for us?" Lloyd: "Because cool kids always sit in the back of the bus, Harry, and in here, every row is the back! We're all cool!" |
| Lloyd: "Here, hold my sack." |
| Harry: "Oh my god, she's not wearing underwear!" Lloyd: "Yeah, how dorky is that, I'm wearing two pair right now." Harry: "Me too!" |
| Special Needs Class, 1986 |
| Principal Collins: "What stinks?" Lloyd: "That'd be me, sir." |
| Harry: "So this is what a flag sees all day." |
| Harry: "I can't believe she's wearing that outfit." |
| Lloyd: "Yeah, last time I wore those shorts I got beat up." |
| Lloyd: "Who cares? Chicks are for fags." |
| Harry: "She's really making me feel hot." |
| Harry: "I didn't think the first time would hurt so much," |
| Harry: "'SPECIALLY IN THE ASS!" |
| Harry: "Two-timing slut!" |
| Harry: "I thought you were from St. Louis!" |
| Mrs. Dunn: "You just want him for his hot rack!" |
| Jessica: "You just want him because he's a genious, like Albert Frankenstein." |
| Lloyd's fantasy: |
| Lloyd: "Harry, this is my fantasy and I suggest you leave right now before I imagine something horrible." |
| Harry: "Your fantasies are so much cooler than mine" |
| Jessica: "Lloyd, did you just fart?" |
| Lloyd: "Maybe.." |
| The perfect ending... |
| Harry breaks up with the two-timing slut. |
| Lloyd makes it up to Harry with a polar bear. |
| Harry remembers the good times. |
| Mmmm.. |
| Stay cool this winter with Lloyd and Harry's "Polar Wear." |
| Carl: "FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL, YEAH, GET SOME!" |
| Mmm, slushee. |
| Harry and Lloyd pursue Jessica and Principal Collins. |
| And then some other stuff happened. Thuh end. |