Here's the movie's most glorifable moments.  As you can see, I've watched it too many times. "I like it a lot."
Enjoy! =)

This page is dedicated to Tekknine, my partner in exquisite immaturity.
The saga begins. 

Lloyd: "Hey, sombebody chipped my tooth!"

Harry: "How do you think I feel, someone bit me in the forehead!"
Harry: "How do you know it's for us?"

Lloyd: "Because cool kids always sit in the back of the bus, Harry, and in here, every row is the back!  We're all cool!"
Lloyd: "Here, hold my sack."

Harry:  "Oh my god, she's not wearing underwear!"

Lloyd:
"Yeah, how dorky is that, I'm wearing two pair right now."

Harry: "Me too!"
Special Needs Class, 1986
Principal Collins: "What stinks?"

Lloyd: "That'd be me, sir."
Harry:  "So this is what a flag sees all day."

Harry: "I can't believe she's wearing that outfit."

Lloyd: "Yeah, last time I wore those shorts I got beat up."
Lloyd: "Who cares?  Chicks are for fags."
Harry: "She's really making me feel hot."
Harry: "I didn't think the first time would hurt so much,"
Harry: "'SPECIALLY IN THE ASS!"
Harry: "Two-timing slut!"
Harry: "I thought you were from St. Louis!"
Mrs. Dunn: "You just want him for his hot rack!"
Jessica: "You just want him because he's a genious, like Albert Frankenstein."
Lloyd's fantasy:
Lloyd: "Harry, this is my fantasy and I suggest you leave right now before I imagine something horrible."
Harry: "Your fantasies are so much cooler than mine"
Jessica: "Lloyd, did you just fart?"
Lloyd: "Maybe.."
The perfect ending...
Harry breaks up with the two-timing slut.
Lloyd makes it up to Harry with a polar bear.
Harry remembers the good times.
Mmmm..
Stay cool this winter with Lloyd and Harry's "Polar Wear."
Carl: "FOOTBALL!  FOOTBALL, YEAH, GET SOME!"
Mmm, slushee.
Harry and Lloyd pursue Jessica and Principal Collins.
And then some other stuff happened.

Thuh end.
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