| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| In Jr. High... 1) Get up to sharpen your pencil as much as possible 2) Talk in a strong English accent 3) Walk into class halfway through saying, "Aren't you glad I decided to come today?" 4) In the middle of a lesson, jump up holding a Gameboy above your head a scream, "I win!" 5) During a multiple choice test, read to questions out loud as you go along 6) Repeat everything the teacher says in question form 7) At lunch, insist on being served caviar 8) Hid in your locker and refuse to come out 9) Before every test say, "I was never told there was going to be a test!" 10) Bring in your pet goldfish 11)Throw chalk at the chalkboad and count how many pieces it breaks into 12) Laugh histerically whenever anybody says anything 13) Strike up a conversation with your pen |