| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| In the computer lab... 1) Log on, and scream during the dialing 2) Scream, "Oh my gosh, they found me!" and bolt 3) Laugh uncontrollably for 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who was looking at you 4) When your monitor is off, go to your supervisor and complain that the computer isn't working. When he/she leaves turn it off and call him/her over again. Repeat for 1/2 hour. 5) Type frantically, oftern stopping to look at the person next to you evily. 6) Connect each computer to a different scream then it's supposed to be hooked up to. 7) Anytime anyone looks at you or your computer, turn the screen 90 degrees so they cannot see anything and give an evil stare 8) donload and play a song/sound over and over again 9) Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on 10) Put garlic strands around your computer and keep a stake handy. 11) Everytime there is a processing time, pray 12) Put a straw in your mouth and your hand in your pockets, and only type using the straw. Claim that you want to, "Be prepared" 13) Try to put a Nintendo cartridge in the computer and complain to your boss that it doesn't work 14) put a large gold frame around a picture of the royal family on your desk and claim that it "imspires" you 15) Laugh histerically and shout, "You will all perish in the great flood!" and continue working 16) Bring dry ice to make it look like the computer is smoking 17) Addign a musical not to every key, and hum while you are typing your 8 page long report 18) Attept to eat your computer mouse 19) When doing calculations, bring out an abacus and say the sometimes the old way is best 20) Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab 21) Put glue around your disk drive, and claim that the computer is drooling 22) Keep looking at invisible bugs and try to swat them |