| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| Anywhere 1) Pretend to be a person in the Bush family (include the accent) 2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backrounds every hours 3) Act like a hillbilly 4) Improvise Italian operas 5) Repeat yourself constantly 6) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot see as miss steaks. 7) Repeat yourself constantly 8) Talk to someone while looking at someone else 9) Repeat yourself constantly 10) Employ in your casual banter extensice vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaties 11) Stringwhateveryousayintoonglongwordsoitshadtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying 12) Use non-existant words 13) Pretend not to know about personal space 14) Let everyone know that you are better than them 15) Don't use grammer proper while someone correcting 16) Fine people for stupid things, like having too many teeth 17) For those you wish to annoy, riddles is that in which you speak 18) Strut around like a pigeon 19) Hum the "Lord of the Dance" 19) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant seeing how long your "free refills" will last 20) If paged, wait until midnight to call back 21) While attending a movie, scream,"Don't open the door! It's the killer!" 22) When buying a goldfish, as the salesperson how often you should walk it 23) Ocasionally talk to your hand in public 24) Insist that someone accompany you to the bathroom, because of Henry, the toilet monster 25) Insist that life is "one big musical," then prove it by bursting out into song in public |