| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| To Anyone... 1) Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray 2) Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are reen, and instist to others that you "like it that way" 3) Drum on every available surface 4) Staple papers in the middle of the page 5) Strike up a conversation with the 1-800 operator 6) Hide dairy produst in inacessable places 7) Write the surprise ending to a novel on the first page 8) Specify that your drive through order is "to go" 9) Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in plublic consisting entierly of Beeps and Bips 10) Buy flavored dental floss just to lick the flavor off 11) Honk and wave to strangers 12) Dress only in "Hunter's Orange" 13) Change channels 5 minutes before the end of every show 14) Tape pieces of Rugrats over climatic parts of rental movies 15) Wear your pants backwards 16) Don't let anyone serve you at a restaurant, and simply eat their mints by the cash register 17) TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE 18) type only in lowercase 19) Never use punctuation 20) Buy traffic cones and reroute your street 21) Pay for everything in pennies 22)Tie jingle bells to all your clothes 23) Write " X - Buried Treasure" in random places over someones road map 24) Keep asking the person who you are talking with, "Do you hear that?" and when they respond "What?" say "Nevermind..." 25) Light road flares on your birthday cake 26) Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley 27) Leave tips in Bolivian currency 28) Push all the flat Lego pieces together, tightly 29) At the laudromat, use one dryer per each sock, and if anyone asks you why, claim that you do not want to lose any of them this time..." and stare evily at the manager 30) Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One" 31) Skip rather than walk 32) Stand over someones shoulder mumbling as they read 33)Go through the entire 99 Bottles of Beer song 34) Wisper random numbers in someone's ear while someone is counting out loud 35) Sing the song that never ends 36) Leave your turn signal on for 50 miles 37) Pretend your mouse is a microphone 38) Drive half a block 39) Name your dog, Dog 40) Inform others that they exist only in your imagination 41) Reply to everything someone say with, "That's what YOU think..." 42) Cultivate a Australia accent. If australian, perfect it with a southern drawl 43) forget the punchline to a really long joke 44) Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol 45) Wistle Feliz Navidad so it will get stuck in someones head 46) While making a presintation, bob your head like a parrot 47) Lie about obvious things, like the time of day 48) Make beeping noises everytime someone backs up 49) Leave Christmas lights lit until September 50)Change your name to Adam Aaaaaasmith for the glory of being the first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and that you have to pronounce each A 51) Chew on pens that you've borrowed 52) Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing" 53) Sing along at the opera 54) Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend 55) Recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket sn't cricket" 56) Stare at the static on the TV and claim that you can see the magic picture 57) Select the same song on the Jukebox 50 times 58) Scuff your feet on carpets in winter wearing socks, and seek out victims 59) Never make eye contact 60) Never break eye contact 61) Make it sound like you always have something else to say even after you finish talking 62) Give a play-by-play account of a person's actions in a football host's voice 63) Make appointments for the 31st of September 64) Invite lots of people to other people's parties 65) Keeps clicking send on an e-mail so it sends it to a person 50 times |