Head + Stuffed in ass = communication problem


Look, I'll help you through this one
and I'll let you have this one
but you're going to have to remember that I'm a person too
and that everyone has problems
it's just that I don't talk about the real issues with you
because frankly,
you wouldn't get it.

So take all your anger
and take all your madness
and file it to a point
and fire it at me.
If it actually pierces my skin I'll buy you a prize.
A clue, perhaps, for that IS something you've been lacking the past few years.

Now I don't want to resort to name calling
but I'm also not going to stand around and take any abuse
if it's as misguided as it is this time.

So I guess I have to say it...
you're an idiot.
And that's okay, I mean... the world has room for idiots,
but well,
you're an idiot.

You've gotten yourself completely worked up, wound up and wrapped up
in something I never even said
because you keep all kinds of antiquated notions
of how the world is,
when the real world is a completely differnt place from the one you think exists.

If you'd shut your mouth and open your ears
and pull your head out of your ass
(just for a moment, mind you, then feel free to stuff that noggin right back in)
then maybe you'd realize
I'm the same person I always was
and that maybe I have a problem with being a dick,
but you have a problem with reality at large,
a problem with overreacting,
and a slight hearing problem.

I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't say,
and really, a person CAN'T apologize for someone mishearing them
can they?
Well, maybe you think so
but you think quite a few divergent thoughts
now don't you?

Okay,
you can stuff your head back in now.

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