Campsite Do's and Don't's.

Listen up!

Okay, here's the drill here, I'll give you a "Do", which is a good thing to do at The Campsite or in preparation for The Campsite, and then the opposite "Don't". If you "Don't" instead of "Do" you will end up like Joel here and be punished accordingly. All right. Here we go.

Lets start with an easy one...

DO be nice to those around you when you get there.

DON'T be too nice that we have to tell you to shut the hell up and throw you in the river.

Easy, yes? Yes.

DO bring chicks to the campsite.

DON'T bring fat, ugly or annoying chicks to the campsite.

DO drink lots and lots.

DON'T pretend to drink lots and lots, FRANK.

DO gather up wood and be helpful.

DON'T take a stick and jam it in someones eye.

DO tell at least one big secret while drunk.

DON'T tell a secret involving your new favourite game, "bum darts". (Or any details)

DO piss far away from everyone when you do need to go.

DON'T ask anyone to help you do so, or leave a trail back to the fire.

Fun fun fun!

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