~*Morty's Personality Test*~

 Morty here! Call me Mortimer and you'll be in trouble. So, you don't believe me when I say I'm psychic? I'm just as psychic as my sister and my cousin. To prove it, I'll guess just what people think of you. And all you have to do is answer 10 simple questions.

Directions: Grab yourself a piece of paper and a pen or pencil, or click HERE to open an online working Javascript calculator. Then start to answer these questions with just one of the choices provided. Write down the number of points at the end of your selection, then move on to the next question. Once you get all 10 answered, add up your points to get your total. Then click on the page anchor at the bottom of the test in which your total is located to find what others thing of you.

Ready? Now start answering!


1. When do you feel your best?
A. In the morning ~ 2 points
B. During the afternoon and early evening ~ 4 points
C. At night ~ 6 points

2. You usually walk...
A. Fairly fast, with long steps ~ 6 points
B. Fairly fast, with short steps ~ 4 points
C. Less fast, head up, looking the world in the face ~ 7 point
D. Less fast, head down ~ 2 points
E. Very slowly ~ 1 point

3. When talking to people, you...
A. Stand with your arms folded ~ 4 points
B. Have your hands clasped ~ 2 points
C. Have one or both hands on your hips ~ 5 points
D. Touch or push the person to whom you're talking ~ 7 points
E. Play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair ~ 6 points

4. When relaxing, you sit with...
A. Your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side ~ 4 points
B. Your legs crossed ~ 6 points
C. Your legs stretched out or straight ~ 2 points
D. One leg curled under you ~ 1 point

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...
A. A big, appreciative laugh ~ 6 points
B. A laugh, but not a loud one ~ 4 points
C. A quiet chuckle ~ 3 points
D. A sheepish smile ~ 5 points

6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you...
A. Make a loud entrance so everyone notices you ~ 6 points
B. Make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know ~ 4 points
C. Make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed ~ 2 points

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you...
A. Welcome the break ~ 6 points
B. Feel extremely irritated ~ 2 points
C. Vary between these two extremes ~ 4 points

8. Which of these colors do you like most?
A. Red or orange ~ 6 points
B. Black ~ 7 points
C. Yellow or light blue ~ 5 points
D. Green ~ 4 points
E. Dark blue or purple ~ 3 points
F. White ~ 2 points
G. Brown or grey ~ 1 point

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lay...
A. Stretched out on your back ~ 7 points
B. Stretched out face down on your stomach ~ 6 points
C. On your side, slightly curled up ~ 4 points
D. With your head on one arm ~ 2 points
E. With your head under the covers ~ 1 point

10. You often dream that you are...
A. Falling ~ 4 points
B. Fighting or struggling ~ 2 points
C. Searching for something or someone ~ 3 points
D. Flying or floating ~ 5 points
E. You usually have a dreamless sleep ~ 6 points
F. Your dreams are always pleasant ~ 1 point

Done? Now here's where you use these page anchors to find my answer. It's like this: Say your score was 27. Then you'd click on the 21-30 points link. Get it? OK...

16-20 points | 21-30 points | 31-40 points | 41-50 points
51-60 points | 61-64 points

16-20 points: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't. Page Anchors

21-30 points: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature. Page Anchors

31-40 points: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken. Page Anchors

41-50 points: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out. Page Anchors

51-60 points: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate. Page Anchors

61-64 points: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care". You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you. Page Anchors









Disclaimer: Sorry, I don't own Pokemon, nor do I own anything affiliated WITH Pokemon. So there.

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