| What the hell is a Steaker? | ||||||||||||||||||
| Can it hurt me? | ||||||||||||||||||
| Well Firstly | ||||||||||||||||||
| Let me tell you a few things. A Steaker is a monster that goes around at night turning bad kids into stuff. Sound familiar? But wait there's more, that's right this beast is a giant hunk of cow, more commonly known as steak, and it goes around at night turning bad little boys into steak by biting their second toe. I bet that you are more interested now huh? |
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| Does your butcher really know the difference? | ||||||||||||||||||
| No not really | ||||||||||||||||||
| Hell yeah tell me more | ||||||||||||||||||