Lets go HUNTING!!!
I wanna catch me a Steaker
Here is a list of equipment needed for steaker hunting:
1:You will need bait, we reccomend either a little brother or another neighbourhood runt.
2:You will need a trap, an oversize net or some complicated contraption might do the trick but we reccomend the steak fork.
3:Well you don't really need a 3 but just double check on 1 & 2.
A genuine steaker
Photography by Yule
Instructions
First you must set up the trap with the bait, wait in a conveniantly placed cardboard box and wait for the steaker to come. When the hunk of meat comes trap him and take him to IFFFS headquarters (currently located in the industrial sector of Taumarunui) for your $50,000 reward.

please note only certified Steakers are accepted for the reward
Wow You are a god, but please let me get out!!
How do I become a steaker?
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