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DaNA DaNA
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I am Scully: Sister of Scullybrother and Agent of the FBI.
This is Muldoon, my psychotic sidekick.
Fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft this cell phone and said,
"For the Honor of X-VILLE!"
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DaNA DaNA
<funky lights flash, ribbon of light swirls around Scully, transforming her into DANA...her hair grows a foot, and she's
suddenly wearing a skimpy, yet easy to move in one-piece white dress with gold breastplate>
"I am DAAAYNAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
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<DANA points her cell phone at the cowering Muldoon, who promptly morphs into BATTLE FOX>
Only a few others share this secret. Among them are
Lab Boy <shot of a very much ALIVE Pendrell>
Mister Skin <shot of Skinner in white t-shirt, arms crossed, giving the Mr. Clean self-satisfied nod>
and
Frowl <shot of Frohicke's disembodied, fedora-clad head, with Kowl-like rainbow wings attached>Together, we and my friends of the Great Project
seek to free America from the evil forces of CANCER MAN!
<lightning flash, cut to shot of the Horde, complete with RatBoy, the UNiblonder--who's dressed in a bee suit (she's the Bee Husbandress), and a couple of Samantha clones (just for kicks) Shot of Cancer Man scrunching up and morphing into a rocket a la Hordak and blasting off into the sky, leaving a dense trail of...you guessed it, smoke>
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Da-naaaaaahhhh ahhhh
