The Oreo Personality Test

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities.
Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing at once.
2. One bite at a time.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffie, ect...)
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the middle.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them...
10. I don't have a favorite way, because I don't like Oreos.

And here are the results:

1. The whole thing:
THis means that you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness.  You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and methodical
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're meticulous in every detail with everything you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous nibbles
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly.  You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them.  Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family.  Valium and ritalin would do you good!

5. Dunked
everyone likes you because you're always upbeat.  You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones.  You are in total denial about the shambles you call life.  You have a prospenity towards narcotic adiction.

6. Twisted apart. The inside, then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature.  You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities.  You deny your involvement when things go wrong.  You are a compalsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, then toss the cookie
You are good at buisness and take risks that pay off.  You take what you want, then you throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish and mean, and lack feelings for othes. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's okay, you don't care. You got yours

8. Just the cookie, not the inside
You enjoy pain *winks*

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
stay away from small, furry animals and seek proffesional help - immediateley

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants.  you are particular and fussy about things you buys, own, and wear.  Things have to be just right.  You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna.  There's just no pleasing you!