Statement of love
1) Kiss on the hand...I adore you
2) Kiss on the cheek...I just wanna be friends
3) Kiss on the neck...I want you
4) Kiss on the lips...I love you!
5) Kiss anywhere else...lets not get carried away
6) Kiss on the ears...I'm just playing
7) Look in your eyes...kiss me!
8) Playing with your hair...I can't live without you
9) Hand on waist...I love you too much to let you go

The Commandments
(Yeah, theres only 3!)
1) Thou shall not squeeze too hard
2) Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but to take one
3) Thou shall kiss @ every opportunity

The three steps
1) Girls: If a guy gets fresh...slap him
2) Guys: If a girl slaps you...her intentions are still good
3) Guys and girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it's rude to stare