" You are 100% positive that the ship which is crashed at the bottom of this ocean is the ship which you said you were 100% positive could 100% positivly never crash?"
" yeah, it's the right planet all right." he said. " Right planet, wrong universe!"
" The ship hung in the air for a moment, in the exact same way that bricks don't."
" Anything, in happening, causes somthing else to happen, causing somthing else to happen."
"There is a theory that if ecver anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizzare and inexplicable. There is another that states this has already happened."
"Oooooh, they have internet on computers now?"
" Eddies" said Ford, " in the space time continuum."
"Is he,"said Arthur."Is he, is he?"
"YOU, you ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?"
" Yeah, but don't shout it out or they'll all want one."
" Nothing travels faster then light, apart from bad news, which makes up it's own rules."
"Capital letters are a really good way of dealing with things that you are not used to."
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