Ok! So here is some news. I was accepted to move my comics
to keenspot.com, but I have no idea how to use it! It's really confusing. I've decided to just sit here on geocities and cry. If only people didn't look for "humor" or "wit" or "good illustration" in comics, I know they'd like mine.
I was listening to "walking on broken glass" on the radio today, and it reminded me of the guy who makes the real Pokey comics, and I missed him! That must be a sign that I should link to his page, right?
June-21-2003
No one entered my elf contest, so I gave it away a few weeks ago! Alas, another attempt at stalking has failed.
In other news, Rap artist Eminem was seen in Detroit, visiting his mother. Witnesses said he was carrying a bouquet of roses in attempt to patch up the long withstanding rift between them. As the two conversed and caught up on lost years, the universally loved Eminem was spied on by long time nemesis and rival, Andy Williams.
Williams was caught by authorities lurking outside of the mobile home, attempting to dig a hole at the base of the porch so deep, an unsuspecting victim would have, as Police officer Linda Beeekman described, "a very difficult time crawling out."
Luckily rap sensation Eminem was alerted to the imminent danger by a sixth sense he apparently acquired during his time studying at a Shaolin monastery.
Williams was fined and made to pay for damages done to the property.
June-15-03
I'm holding a contest to win this elf (the very one that is sort of featured in untitled comics!)! As you can see he is very cute. He is also completely free! Click the picture to find out more!
The contest will end in July or august-ish, so enter today!!!
June-01-03
I've been wondering how it is that zombies always have such sharp teeth. A common theme in nearly all zombie movies is the remarkable sharp teeth, able to tear through flesh, like rubber. Maybe it's the chemical that morticians use to remove the organs.
It is really a factor that needs to be considered when zombie hunting. Also I think their fingernails become really sharp! Appropriet attire is a must. Clothing needs to cover from your neck to your sleaves. You can't pull off a Jill Valentine look when zombie hunting! That is for sure.
Helpful tips from Tiffany
May, 25. 2003
Eminem was recently spotted at a McDonald's in Buffalo, New York. Though it remains a mystery of how he reached the restaurant so quickly, he was able to stop a kidnaping in progress.
Apparently an unnamed man faced with using a mistakenly expired credit card to pay for his meal, became hysterical at the news. When the manager brought this to the man's attention, he withdrew what police are calling "an object," from his coat pocket and held it to the neck of a school-aged girl. He claimed that it was now a hostage situation, and demanded the keys to an employee's vehicle, explaining that he and his hostage were going to make their way to the Mexican boarder, and to make sure no police followed. Surely a devastating occurrence for the parents.
Luckily the music icon known only as "Eminem" was on the scene. With what can only be described as "Ninja-like stealth," he unarmed the "object" from the annonymus man's grasp, freeing the child hostage. With some rope that the musician claimed to always carry, he tied the alleged criminal up, and waited for authorities to arrive.
When questioned about his heroic deeds, the rap artist only replied: "It's what I'd expect anyone do to... now how about some chicken McNuggets, on me?"