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Sure act mortified at the idea, but come on, there are those you are glad are dead! What a bother when alive and now that they kicked the bucket, good ridance!
Or, know someone who hasn't done you the favor of leaving this earth in a pine box? Send them our wonderful bouquet of wilted roses! Nothing says 'bug off' better then well arranged dead flowers!
(See how to order at bottom of page) |
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| Still doesn't express your feelings well enough? We also have a large assortment of spiders we've collected over time when picking our quality flowers. We will deliever them in a beautiful gift box and when the unsuspecting victum opens the box, well....here's to getting bite! |
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Our wonderful wilted roses comes in a clear square vase with a card expressing your sentiments. Use our premade cards, or write your own greetings! Please specify card, by number. All very affordable! Also available are dead carnations and or lilies. Please specify. If not wanting to send them to someone and are a bit crafty, they make great potpourri.
Wilted Rose bouquet......................5 Galleons
Gift card.......................................10 Sickles (each) |
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1) Blank card
2.) "Here's wishing you were as alive as these!"
3.) "They smell, you smell!"
4.) "Hey they were as cheap as you!"
5.) "Take a good look! You're next!"
6.) "Thanks for nothing!"
7.) "I hate you!"
8.) " I am only sending these because I don't every want to see you again, so get the hint, hit the road!"
9.) "You are the worst wizard/witch alive!"
10.) "These flowers are a representation of how you make me feel....dead." |
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Spider-in-a-Box!! Your choice! The gift box is finely decorated and comes with a satin ribbon!
5 Galleson each!!
1. Black Widow
2. Brown Recluse
3. Spitting Spider |
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TO ORDER: Send all orders to Grim & Barrett, care of Zoey Taylor
[email protected]
Thanks!! We can do banques too! |
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| Brought to you by those cheerful folks of Hufflepuff House! |
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