ITEMS YOU NEED
- Tubing
- pretty good sized funnel
- 1 sword
Note: before you start making any kind of beer bong, make sure you have at least a six pack in your system.
Now what you do is get the tubing and mark it about 3 - 4 feet long. Now take the sword and hack the tubing a lot and try to hit the mark that you made. After you somehow cut through the tubing, shove the funnel into the tubing and you have made the best beer bong in the world.
FAQ
Here are some frequently asked questions....
Q: can I buy tubing that is already 3 - 4 feet long?
A: No, it won't work
Q: Do I have to use a sword or could I use a different cutting device?
A: Hell yeah you have to use a fucking sword, you idiot! It's the only known way.
Q: Is it cheaper to make your own beer bong than to buy one?
A: In my case, I saved about 50 cents making my own, so yeah, it is cheaper
Q: Do I have to drink beer before I make the beer bong?
A: I will fucking kill you.........
Q: Can I tape or secure the funnel to the tubing besides just sticking it in
A: No, it will fall apart if you try to secure it.
Q: How come some of your answers dont make sense?
A: Simple, cuz you are a moron, and questioning other wise proves it!