Our Ron wins one!

Ronald, as he will tell you with much pride, is a Scientist. He has more letters after his name than some countries have in their whole alphabet. Unfortunatley, his superior brainpower enhanced by indoor laboratory conditions, are the complete opposite of what he needs for our group. Lets face it, no-one with any brains in going to pick a fight with Ben!!!

In fact, just as if to prove my point, Ronald usually picks on people who are smaller than him. In the above photo, he is fighting little Justin, who is only thirteen!. (I think Ronald won, but it was close!)

Ronald has also been to the states and participated in some SCA nonsense. (Society for Creative Anacronism). This involves real fights with pretend weapons. We though it was a bit manly for Ronnald, and he eventually admitted that his Girlfriend got him into it!.


The Proud Victor.

Don gets him back
Revenge of a Father!

Ronald has been the butt of a few jokes this year, Particularly at Arbroath, where he wore his helm in battle for the fist time. Needless to say, it got dented! *whistles innocently*
Ronald also copped it at Fort George, which might be his last fight for a while as he jets off to America soon. Boasting of how many people he would off in one weekend was not a good idea.


The results of Boasting!!

Don't take on the Scottish army on your own!!
After seeing this feature on the site, Ronald wanted to put forward his own side of the story, Here it is unaltered. (Apart from the swear words that is!!)

"I think I should get to tell my side of the story! I want to state, for the record, that my only comment on the weekend was that I would have liked to have gotten to take down _a few_ victims for a change, since it was my last show, and especially in the light of a certain someone taking me out of the Arbroath fight in a manner that might be politely described as underhand-backstabbing-b*s*!%*&. [I think he means your humble webmaster! EJ] But since then I've had my words nightmarishly warped into the most appalling boasting for other people's warped and devious ends! OK, I'll admit (now) that it was pretty funny having the entire Scots army pile onto one poor ba*&*$d discovering first-hand the lack of peripheral vision provided by a great helm... but come on, I'm not some egotistical maniac! Not until I've perfected my new genetic serum, anyway... "

Well, since you did find it funny, we'll do it again if you ever come back. Cheers Ronald!
And well done for being such a good sport!!


Happy, Happy, joy, joy.


Ronald showing off his knowledge of medieval weaponry.


Best freinds.


Ronald and Erica.

Ronalds other bird.....

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