"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."
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� General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault. --Darth Vader, ESB

� You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark. --Han, ESB

� Pants not make one great. --Yoda, ESB

� Pants you I can, yes, mmm. --Yoda, ESB

� I love pants. I know. -- Leia and Han, ESB

� I thought pants smelled bad on the outside. --Han, ESB

� Your pants, you will not need them. --Yoda, ESB

� Search your pants, you know it to be true. --Darth Vader, ESB

� I want them alive. No pants. --Darth Vader, ESB

� Bounty Hunters. We don't need their pants. --Piett, ESB

� Away with your pants, I mean you no harm. --Yoda, ESB

� My pants are dirty too, what are you afraid of? -- Han, ESB.

� There aren't enough pants in your life. --Han, ESB

�  I happen to like nice pants. --Leia, ESB

� Yes. Yes. Pants would be a great asset. --Palpatine, ESB

� You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them. --Leia, ESB

� Captain, being pantsed by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. --Leia, ESB.

� Through the pants, things you will see. --Yoda, ESB.

� Bring my pants. --Vader, ESB

� I'll never pants you! --Luke, ESB.

� The pants of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. -- Palpatine, ESB.

� We would be honoured if you would pants us. --Vader, ESB

� Look at me. Judge me by my pants, do you? And well you should not. --Yoda, ESB

� I don't want your help. I want my pants back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole. --Luke, ESB.

� Mudhole? Slimy?! My pants this is! --Yoda, ESB.

� A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for pants. --Yoda, ESB.

� I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. --Yoda, ESB.

� Only your pants can destroy me. --Vader, ESB.

� No, stay and help you I will. Find your pants, hmm? - -Yoda, ESB.

� I got my own pants. --Lando, ESB.

� I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants. --Han, ESB.

�  I don't know where you get your pants, laserbrain. -- Leia, ESB.

� Pants me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son! --Vader, ESB.

�  I want that ship, not pants. --Vader, ESB.

� Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Pants you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice. --Yoda, ESB.

� Ben...why didn't you pants me? --Luke, ESB.

�  Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants. - -Vader, ESB.

� Zev, I�ve lost my pants. You'll have to make this shot. �Luke, ESB
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