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| Easy Access Index History Tour Traitor S.E.N. Art Scripts Pants Advice Corner Acbar vs. Ackbar |
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| Ehhemmm... As you may have already noticed, this is one screwed up web page. Please do not try any of the stuff you see on TV at home. -Military Genius, May 2000 |
| This site, as I'm sure you can deduct from the title, is entirely dedicated to the one, the only.... |
| �BOBA FETT! |
| (currently talking to 'is dad's bloody 'ead) |
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| Acbar and Ackbar (with a �k�) like Apple Jacks even though it doesn�t taste like apple� To begin an Acbar story, one must let go of all rational thinking. One must, shall we say, accept that pure and unchangeable fact that things do not have to make sense. Society has stressed comprehensibility, yet I find society to be one of the least comprehensible factors of life. Their lies the hypocrisy and the irony. It would be redundant to call it repetitiveness, but I am going to anyway. IT. IS. REPETITIVENESS. And it is the only thing that is marginally logical. Let me explain. A fish does not learn to swim. Swimming learns how to be a fish. If this baffles you, then A: You are stupid. B: You�re asleep. C: You had too many baked beans last night. Or D: It just doesn�t make sense. If you answered �D,� then, you�re so wrong. If you answered �C,� then please never, ever, come near me. My nose is VERY sensitive. It�s also blue. Because. I am. A Chi�.. chi� Chihuahua! Uh� that�s right! I�m a little Mexican dog that likes Tacos! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! I cough, then sneeze, then eat some cheese. Goodhello, and have an enlightening hour. |
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| Old-School Index Layout |
| Returning to a familiar layout once again! |
| -Take the new guided tour of TLGA's history! |
| -A whole new section dedicated to the greatest NJO book ever!! |
| -See the art inspired by Project S.E.N. |
| -Still considered by some to be the funniest section of TLGA |
| -May the Pants be with you |
| -The classic responses that made this site famous! |
| -The very first section of TLGA.... Ever! |
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| COMING SOON: (hopefully) The First Marker More Kriffing Sithspawn S.E.N. Chapters |
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| LINKS! |
| 'bout time I had some links, ya think?! |
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| TFN! Possibly the greatest fan site ever! They are my number one source for Star Wars pics |
| Mos Espa Spaceport! Created by the head of the S.E.N. art department, Jessica! Check out her site! |
| Lau-ra and Suz-Ai and Xtreme Star Wars have been with TLGA since the beginning. Go there! |
| Wanna link? E-mail me. hrtstlga@ yahoo.com |
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| COMING SOON! |
| NEW SCRIPT!!! |
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| Hey, check out iloveyouiknow's website, Gregor World! 'Tis sockular. |
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