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| 101 Ways to Kill Arrom Karrde |
| When AT-ST Driver vanished off the face of the universe, I thought all my troubles were over. But along came Arrom El�krif Karrde, grandson or nephew or something to Talon Karrde... but that�s not important. What�s important is that I HATE him. And I want him to die. Never before have I faced an enemy that actually lives in the same STATE as me. This makes life very dangerous, you know. I can�t leave my house without worrying about getting gunned down by a tribe of Nairobian soothsayers hired by the illustrious yet underaged mastermind, Arrom Karrde. He either wants control of my technological resources or he just flat-out despises my guts. Either way, he must be stopped. Help me think of creative ways to terminate his existence. |
| Method 001: Historical French Weaponry: No evil warlord can resist a brand new guillotine. Set one up and post a sign that says �New Guillotine for Sale. Stick your head in the hole to read the contract.� Arrom will get as giddy as a schoolgirl and will proceed to stick his head in the guillotine�s head clamp device. There will be a sheet of paper in the basket below that reads as follows: �After decapitation, the human head can remain alive for up to fifteen seconds. Enjoy your flight.� Arrom will then go �huh?!� Upon hearing �huh?!,� release the blade. Arrom�s head will fall into the basket. But this just isn�t any ordinary basket. It is the basket of a trebuchet. Immediately activate the trebuchet and send his head launching into the air. He shall be completely conscious as his head makes it way to New Jersey. The horror! -by Grand Adm... I mean, uh Hoth Rebel Trooper |
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