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I know that the ppl i know dont have this problem, but i think true fan can agree: Dubbed american anime sucks cock. To truely exploit this, ive decided to split up the average asian american anime lover into 2 groups. Im not claiming im the anime master or anything, hell i dont even have dsl. Im just saying that there are a lotta anime loving assholes out there..
GROUP ONE- Fox Box + Kids WB The people in this group are the real assholes. Theres nothing more than an arrogant yugioh + escaflowne loving assholes thinking their the masters of it. They've seen all of the dubbed episodes on air and probably have never seen it subbed or read a manga. Well i guess theres nothing wrong with watching pokemon every now and then, as long as your not ranting your ass off about how much of a master of the anime you are. Also, another thing i tend to notice is that these people tend to have anime styled xangas and occassionaly say things like. "Man, they edited the hell out of last weeks escaflowne". 75% of the time, these people dont know what the fuck their talking about. They've never seen an actual ripped episode of the show and yet they attract attention to themselves by acting all suave about it. This pisses me off, you know who you are. Anime styled xangas are funny too. ASsholes like these have dragonball z t-shirts (ill get to dbz later) and once again, are ignorant fools...Enough of this, onto Grupo dos.
GROUP TWO- Toonami Yay, congratulations shitheads. You were channel surfing one day and came across a little channel called "Cartoon Network". You skip it, saying "im too much of a badass to watch cartoons" Then Toonami comes on and all of a sudden you get a huge ass woody. o.o. That was uneeded, but my point is YOUR STILL AN ASSHOLE. Sure your open to new anime that would never be on any bullshit networks like Kids WB. You have your Yu Yu hakusho, Kenshin, Cowboy Bebop, and Gundam Wing. These ppl watch an episode or 2 of each show and understand why real otakus are obsessed with the respective show. The censors slip in a pint of blood, the occasional "hell" and "damn, and of course a gun fight. The dubbed watching asian american starts popping boners like mad. Anyways the Toonami watcher has probably seen a few animes online and went to a friends house to watch a poor quality subbed anime from kazaa (like i have :D). Point is, your still like group one. An Stupid fag. Usually the group two gets more obsessed and starts putting up www.animewallpapers.com and talking about anime in their profile. Still very much pathetic. Another big thing about toonami is *drum roll.!!111111
Dragon Ball Z
Thats right, the classic 80s anime revived and beaten to hell with a stick by censors. Its still a very cool anime, but then with all this mechandise and stuff has been pissing me off. The thing that pisses me off the most is the fanbase. The anime gets prettty confusing with the Super Saiyan levels and the power levels, yet these nOObs argue "OMG. KID BUU IS TEH STRONGEST!!" Its pretty pathetic and their only valid source is one of the characters on a DUBBED ANIME proclaiming "Wow, Kid Buu is the strongest!!". Oki enough of this..
THe point is, 4Kids sucks major cock for disecting and bringing down some amazing anime shows.. point is uhhh...All you asswipes watching dubbed anime by 4Kids can blow me :]
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