XBX tried to mess with the GCN and got its shit ruined (props to maddox)
Im so fuckin biased. Oh well, ITS XMAS!!
This is an analysis of both the Nintendo Gamecube and the Microsoft XBox. Here are 20 reasons why one of them owns. You can decide which one is better :D (hint: It whymes with lamefube)
Gamecube (GCN)
Xbox (XBX)
Analysis
1) Made by Nintendo

2) Different Colors

3) Compact Controller

4) $100 MSRP

5) Cheap Memory Cards

6) DVD Mod (avail)

7) Drop it on a cat: Lives

8) Limited Online Capabilities

9) Kickass library

10) Fast loading times

11) A "gamer's" Console

12) Sega (and other comps)

13) GBA connectable

14) Kiddy rep

15) More exclusives

16) Loyal, smart fanbase

17) Cool logo

18) Pwnage mascots

19) Clean graphics

20) I <3 it


1) Made by Microsoft

2) One color

3)
Bulky Controller (i know about S)

4) $150 MSRP

5) Internal Memory Storage

6) DVD Standard (req. remote)

7) Drop it on a cat: Dies

8) Extensive Online Capabilities

9) One word. Halo

10) Long Loading Times

11) Souped up PC

12) Rare (stolen from Nintendo)

13) PC connectable

14) Adult rep

15)
Less exclusives (or shitty ones)

16) Stupid Fanbase

17) Stupid Logo

18) No mascots

19) Powerhouse Graphics

20) I h8 it
1) Pretty Self explanatory. Nintendo is cool, Microsoft EVIL

2) Different colors. How cool. Better than generic black..

3)Seriously. The XBX controller has a big fuckin X in the middle

4) Cheap Cheap! Seriously, buy another game while your at it

5) Eh, XBX wins here. Big Deal

6) Last time i checked, i bought a console to play games..

7) lol, despite stereotypes, its true!! TRY IT!!

8) Eh, i would rather have my friends come over any day

9) Until XBX gets a better library, it will never have my respect.

10) *snore. Too easy

11) Once again, GCN built to game. XBX is just a bulky PC

12) Damn XBX stole PD:Zero and DK from GCN.. :[

13) Eh, dont really care too much about either

14) If being a Cell shaded Link and kicking ass is kiddy, then im kiddy

15) Once again, another reason to go out and buy a GCN! (cough cough twin snakes cough)

16) By stupid, i mean the ppl who try to defend it (cough cough nicunj cough cough)

17) A giant X. Yee-haw-Whoop-Dee-Do-Hip-Hop-Cherry-Top WHO GIVES A SHIT

18) Mario, Link and now *Sonic*  pawnage.

19) Another win for the XBX.. Big deal

20) GCN pwns. 'nuff said :D
I know all you XBX fanboys are gonna wanna fux0rz me up after you read this, so i guess you can kiss my ass. I play Cube. Deal with it.
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