| XBX tried to mess with the GCN and got its shit ruined (props to maddox) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is an analysis of both the Nintendo Gamecube and the Microsoft XBox. Here are 20 reasons why one of them owns. You can decide which one is better :D (hint: It whymes with lamefube) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Gamecube (GCN) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Xbox (XBX) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Analysis | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1) Made by Nintendo 2) Different Colors 3) Compact Controller 4) $100 MSRP 5) Cheap Memory Cards 6) DVD Mod (avail) 7) Drop it on a cat: Lives 8) Limited Online Capabilities 9) Kickass library 10) Fast loading times 11) A "gamer's" Console 12) Sega (and other comps) 13) GBA connectable 14) Kiddy rep 15) More exclusives 16) Loyal, smart fanbase 17) Cool logo 18) Pwnage mascots 19) Clean graphics 20) I <3 it |
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| 1) Made by Microsoft 2) One color 3) Bulky Controller (i know about S) 4) $150 MSRP 5) Internal Memory Storage 6) DVD Standard (req. remote) 7) Drop it on a cat: Dies 8) Extensive Online Capabilities 9) One word. Halo 10) Long Loading Times 11) Souped up PC 12) Rare (stolen from Nintendo) 13) PC connectable 14) Adult rep 15) Less exclusives (or shitty ones) 16) Stupid Fanbase 17) Stupid Logo 18) No mascots 19) Powerhouse Graphics 20) I h8 it |
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| 1) Pretty Self explanatory. Nintendo is cool, Microsoft EVIL 2) Different colors. How cool. Better than generic black.. 3)Seriously. The XBX controller has a big fuckin X in the middle 4) Cheap Cheap! Seriously, buy another game while your at it 5) Eh, XBX wins here. Big Deal 6) Last time i checked, i bought a console to play games.. 7) lol, despite stereotypes, its true!! TRY IT!! 8) Eh, i would rather have my friends come over any day 9) Until XBX gets a better library, it will never have my respect. 10) *snore. Too easy 11) Once again, GCN built to game. XBX is just a bulky PC 12) Damn XBX stole PD:Zero and DK from GCN.. :[ 13) Eh, dont really care too much about either 14) If being a Cell shaded Link and kicking ass is kiddy, then im kiddy 15) Once again, another reason to go out and buy a GCN! (cough cough twin snakes cough) 16) By stupid, i mean the ppl who try to defend it (cough cough nicunj cough cough) 17) A giant X. Yee-haw-Whoop-Dee-Do-Hip-Hop-Cherry-Top WHO GIVES A SHIT 18) Mario, Link and now *Sonic* pawnage. 19) Another win for the XBX.. Big deal 20) GCN pwns. 'nuff said :D |
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| I know all you XBX fanboys are gonna wanna fux0rz me up after you read this, so i guess you can kiss my ass. I play Cube. Deal with it. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||