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| I hate GUITAR PLAYERS ask yourself? HOW OFTEN DO I SEE SOME PRICK PLAYING THE GUITAR? YES ALOT. you do because everybody thinks that playing guitar makes them some sort of anomaly. that theyre different and special. that they can do something normal ppl cant. well guess wut dumbass. half the fucking population knows how to play the guitar. why is the guitar even popular in the first place? everytime i see some pussy sing while he's strumming his guitar. makes me wanna fart and take a long shit. who's he trying to improve? does he think ppl actually notice him? NO. CUZ GUITARS ARENT SO GREAT ANYMORE. see. it all starts with. an individual.an individual plays a guitar. he's special because not many ppl do. but soo many ppl want to be that!! sooo they ALL play the guitar. then wuts the point. your all playing the same goddamn piece of wood. you think your skilled? you think you deserve mad props? NO I DONT GIVE A FUCK. IF I SEE SOME LOSER TRY TO ACT ALL BADASS WITH HIS GUITAR I'D KICK HIS ASS ON THE SPOT. geez....on the other hand. just look at me. a successful bassist. worlds apart from the guitar. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFERENT THEY ARE. just because they look alike doesnt mean its the same. its waaay different. and uber groovy . besides.. acoustic guitars make u look like a pussy. a bass guitar make a guy A MAN. its the alternative penis. if you noe wut i mean. look at how just manly i am. omg. i was sitting with my bass. and there was a mirror right there. i couldnt even recognize myself. my biceps were bulging. my facial hair was out. i was a STUD. play the bass. and you'll get more manly. i gurantee it. except for girls. unless you wanna go HOMOSEXUAL HAAHAH. jk /rant |
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