Pros
+Easy to play/ fast learning curve*
Basically, after a game or two you won't be having too much trouble getting adjusted to the game
+Kickass avatar customization*
Heh, i can't stress this enough. The sole reason i play is because of this. Well some people money whore to get better items, but i don't care about that shit. I aim to strictly look cool and i do. Super Saiyan Hair, rimless specs, hip hop clothes. Damn im 1337
+Little to none hacking*
Even if the same guy owns you over and over, theres a big "n-protect" thing that even fuxors up your game if you alt+tab it. A hack-free community. Let freedom ring.. *tear
Cons
-Amazingly Bullshit prices to buy avatar stuff*
I can't stress this enough either. The prices are so unbelieveable. Consider you average 400 gold a game and the average price of a cool looking item is 45,000 gold, do the math. Put into consideration that you have a 50% win percentage and the average match time is 3 minutes. Yep, thats a fucking long time to get one stink shit item.
-Really really horrible North American community.*
Ugh, this i cannot stand. You thought the admins in CS were gay, wellll you have obviously not played dumbound yet. Just going into a random game you'll find people speaking in spanish (which is annoying) or saying "ready up bitches". People are always trying to scam other people with shit like "type your password in for free avatar!11111111" Especially when your a n00b, your teammates will still yell at you and shit. I don't understand why there are so many jerks playing. To top that off, i consistantly see "pwned" on screen whenever someone wins. This just brings the game's playabilty factor down 3 notches, even though you can mute people with /mute. Still.
-Some mobiles are copies of each other*
Yep the variety in the game is a little shallow. Chances are you are gonna be using the same mobile and people are still gonna bitch about it. "omg you stupid sate user. ur such a n00b". In actuallity, every mobile has its own clone. Ala' SSB:M, theres always another mobile just like yours with different pros/cons. Pretty pitiful along with the 3 attacks at your disposal.
Final word cause i wanna go to fucking bed.
I still play it, for 2 simple reasons.
1. Avatar customization.
-Cant get any better than this. You play to win and when you win, you can glaunt it by buying cool shit for your avatar (or ugly money making shit for you losers)
2. Arguments and jwning
-I mentioned this before, about the jerkass community. Well as long as you pick a fight with the non-admin person of the room, talk shit all you want. They get pissed and talk back. Settle your shit on the battleground and hope they suck enough so you own them. Then they whine like pussy shits whenever you miss or something until BAM you fuck them up and they stop talking. Thats the best feeling in the world. After the game, they leave the room and you can yell with a satisfying tone "JWNED BIZZATCHHHH".
Now if you'll excuse me, im gonna ditch sleep and play more dumbound. Holler at cha' boy
"Double Metal Axe" (for now)
-HRinfinity-
Later dumbound whores :]
/rant
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