Asians cannot drive.
"Theres a difference of being a racist, and just liking racist jokes"-(coined off someone @ school, i think it was santosh. Anyways, props to whoever.)
Back on topic, asian drivers suck. To sum it up, theres basically 2 ways of driving. Theres offensive, and defensive. I would say asians could be classified under more groups, but more defensive. Lets break it down shall we?
Offensive
-Ricers, obviously. Driving their weak imports, wanting to race every fuckin time they step into the car. (mind the comments, i've tried to get into cars, but theres too much shit to learn)
-Always trying to beat the yellow light. Heck, theres a legal way to do it, but these asian offensives do it wrong and end up getting into accidents and stupid shit like that
-speed. Yep, thats why you have fatal accidents numbnuts
-Accidents. Oh man, you wouldnt believe how common they are for both the offensive and defensive
-Consistent yelling/road rage. Man, my family has a history of this, but i can tell when the other chink dude is cursing in chinese.
-Bust out crazy U-Turns and shit and expect people to stop for them
-Finally, the squint. When those asian eyes become even less visible and they tighten up and put their faces up to the windshield of their Minivans.
Defensive (the more common)
-Stalling. omg, this is probably the most annoying thing. Next time your ridin and stop behind an asian driver, watch closely. I dont know why, but they take a loongggggggggggg time accelerating when it turns green. I dont know why.
-Speed. Once again the defensive driver doesnt wanna get a ticket, so drives @ the speed limit and sometimes BELOW
-Turn signals. They do not use them. Driving fuckin slow and trailing them, they all of a sudden take a right on that street. Nothing gets u off as much.
-Cell Phones. Do i really need to explain it?
-The back seat thing. Ya know, probably you have the problem too, but the kids tend to always be in the backseats, leaving mom/dad in the taxi position. THis has nothign to do with anything, but the asian drivers that do this piss me off even more
theres probably more, but im not in the ranting mood.
There you have it. Living proof that your parents cant drive and no matter how good you *think* your gonna drive, one way or another your just gonna wreck your new mercedes. Tough shit pal, its best to save your money and buy more useful things, like drugs or more money. IMO, the worst drivers are korean females. I dont know why, buts thats how it is. Deal with it.(yay, i know im gonna get a lot of shit from people that think their gonna be good drivers :])
**Update
-Old people cannot drive either. Along with Fobs.
-So flips and indian old people and Fobs are horrible drivers too =\
/rant