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Wednesday 11th May 2005

The best day ever, i've spoken to Burkitt and the arsebandit filmo! here

Wednesday 4th May 2005

I have completely overhauled my site? Like the new design? email me if you think it should be changed!

Friday 29th April 2005

Just had several furious wanks over Sam. He is still my favourite. I would love to bend him over a table and fuck him hard.

In other news...

Sam came on msn not so long ago with the name www.arsebanditspro.com, it doesn't work, but for a minute there I thought there was a new official site!

Wednesday 13th April 2005

Welcome to my juicy new look site. The sexy Arsebandits still don't like me. I do not understand. Maybe it is their proud English ways. Still, I'm very much in love with them and would like to keep my site up and running to bring any AB fans the lastest information as it comes in. I've decided to give you the lowdown on each and every Arsebandit and their current goings on:

Dom: Since wetting himself, he has become more relaxed in his ways, maybe he'll see that I'm an OK guy in the coming weeks?
Oli (Totti): No news on the youngest member just yet.
Dean: No news
Edd: Seems to dissaprove of my website still.
Alex: Has become a virtual recluse for the last few months.
Sam: Still the sexiest member.
Luke: Has added me on msn and doesn't seem to approve of me.

Monday 11th April 2005

Hello beautiful people! Sorry about the lack of update.

The official site has close down, due to big nose not paying the bills.

Dom urined himself at a new years party.

Tuesday 5th January 2005

Happy new year to you all! Arsebandits are still going, it would seem. And look! A new site! look!

Tuesday 30th November 2004

Sorry about the lack of updates in the past month. My life has been turned upside down with tragedy. The only thing in my life right now that is worth living for is Arsebandits.

In the past month, major developments have unfolded with regards to the Arsebandits:

Dom, Edd and Luke have all seemingly quit. The other four are (as yet) unclear about where they are going with the group.
Dom has blocked me on MSN Messenger, apparently he was unhappy about all the free publicity I was offering.
The message boards of both mine and the other fansite have been filled with abuse from the Arsebandits.
The other Fansite has been radically overhauled.
Alex has been on certain websites with message boards and has been posting advertisements about the Arsebandits site, it has now had over 2000 hits!
The official site has had it's publicity page removed.

Tuesday 26th October 2004

UPDATE
The second Arsebandits site has now (finally) been updated. It contains some interesting questions about the boys with the creator (claiming to be Rolf Harris Jr.) showing an increasing amount of displeasure with Dom!

Visit the 2nd Arsebandits fansite here!

The site also adds this to its news section:

"Our rival site is now running a story on Dom's childhood and if he experienced any sexual trauma growing up.
This is very exciting and features an interview with Dom's old P.E. teacher and his Psychologist."

I have a few questions:

* What is this rival site? (Who runs it? What country are they in? etc.)

* Where does this rival site get its material from?

I'd love to hear this if it turns out to be true.

IT'S TRUE
I have received an e-mail, informing me of a new site! The e-mail was addressed to both me and the creator of the 2nd fansite! But now, I can tell you that if you click THIS button, you'll be taken to the new, third, Arsebandits fansite!!! Entitled - "Massive Knobs" (Whatever THAT means!??)

Monday 25th October 2004

UPDATES
* I've made a few minor updates to the site. Including new graphics and my About Me page.

* The official site has had two small updates too! Two new songs! But they're fucking HUGE files, whats going on!?

WORLD EXCLUSIVE!
One of the Arsebandits has got breasts! (Or, at least, very large nipples!) LOOK! This is a screencap from the video "Baby Lion". Things just keep getting stranger and stranger in the world of Arsebandits!

CONTACT WITH THE BOYS!
It has been a good day for me, I have spoken to the boys and some were very cool! Alex seemed very positive about the future of Arsebandits and he has said that they are planning on branching out into new and better things. Although the boys are slightly worried that if they were to become famous, then they may not find doing Arsebandits quite as fulfilling.

ANOTHER UPDATE
The official site has been updated to include a link to this one, in their new Publicity section! I am very honoured! Thank You Arsebandits!

RUMOURS
Rumour has it that the 2nd Arsebandits fansite is a fake, possibly created by someone that the Arsebandits know. There are suggestions that the site was created by a youngster named "Tom". I'll keep you posted with any further developments as they happen!

Sunday 24th October 2004

I have been added to Sampsonites friends list on msn! I feel honoured!

Saturday 23rd October 2004

Here we have it! Conclusive proof that the boys are, in fact, Gay!

Click the disk to download (Right Click & Choose Save Target As...)

This was sent to us in an anonymous e-mail. The sound "Yeah" can clearly be heard at the end.
It must've been filtered out from the "Man Invites Us In" video! (Who took the time to do this?)

Friday 22nd October 2004

We have heard from a fellow fan that a rival Arsebandits fan site is currently under production. I'm not sure what that site will actually offer that we don't already, but, we'll soon see.

(The site is now up! Visit the 2nd Arsebandits fansite here!)

Thursday 21st October 2004

A few changes to the site, not much to report.