Howling at the Moon: The Remus J. Lupin

Fuh-Q-Fest

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1.) Werewolves mate for life. Remus finds this out a little too late.

2.) Remus gets a little out-of-control one full moon, and someone close to him suffers the consequences.

3.) Werewolves, contrary to popular belief, do not mate for life. In fact, due to their over-active libidos, many have earned the reputation of being “promiscuous”. How does this affect Remus and his romantic endeavors?

4.) After the deaths of Peter, James, and Lily, and Sirius’s arrest, Remus sought comfort in the arms of someone very unexpected.

5.) Who says that romantic relationships between a teacher and a student are wrong? Not Remus J. Lupin, that’s for sure!

6.) Remus tries desperately to woo someone he is deeply in love with, but nothing seems to be working and the object of his affections appears to remain utterly clueless. Remus decides that desperate times call for desperate measures.

7.) Remus gets a funny feeling whenever he thinks about or looks at a certain someone. He’s never been in love before, and these feelings are leaving him very confused. What’s a werewolf to do?

8.) Remus has one hell of a sweet tooth.

9.) Remus gets soused. He wakes up the next morning in a very unusual situation without any idea about what went on the night before.

10.) Remus has a very unusual hobby.

11.) It is not uncommon for a girl to go through PMS/PMT as part of her monthly cycle. Apparently, it is not uncommon for werewolves, either, and Remus is no exception.

12.) Remus thinks he is in love. However, as far as Remus’s friends are concerned, the object of his affection isn’t good for him at all.

13.) Mating habits of the werewolf.

14.) Remus has always been gentle, kind, caring, and generous. Unfortunately, this sometimes leads to someone taking advantage of him and, consequently, him getting hurt.

15.) Remus loves being talked dirty to.

16.) Remus used the Shrieking Shack for more than just his monthly transformations.

17.) Remus has always had a bit of a self-esteem problem. Someone wants to show him just how special he really is.

18.) Remus is very, very sick and there is only one cure.

19.) Remus is convinced that he will never be able to find love because of what he is. Someone is determined to prove him wrong.

20.) Remus receives letters from an anonymous sender.

21.) You can’t do that with a wand! …Or can you?

22.) Remus’s family has never been very accepting of his “condition”. However, once they find out that he is gay as well, they completely disown him, leaving him with nothing and nowhere to go. What does he do?

23.) Incorporate the following quote into a fic: “Remus J. Lupin, you are one kinky werewolf!”

24.) Howlers can be used for more than just reprimands, as Remus’s lover is more than happy to show him.

25.) Remus disappears somewhere twice a month. Once is because of the full moon, but where does he go the other time?

26.) Someone Remus loves very deeply betrays his trust. Will they ever be able to make amends?

27.) Tasteful songfic. (Els-chan)

28.) Remus goes back in time with the use of a time-turner and enters into a relationship with the younger version of someone he knows. (Els-chan)

29.) Remus needs to find a mate within three months or else... (Els-chan)

30.) Incorporate the following into a a fic: "Merlin's balls, they weren't kidding when they said every flavor!" (Els-chan)

31.) Remus has a strange fetish. (Els-chan)

32.) A horrible accident results in Remus switching bodies with someone. (Els-chan)

33.) Ritualistic sex. Preferrably on an altar. (Els-chan)

34.) Remus needs money, but since he can't really get a respectable job in the wizarding world and he doesn't trust himself in the muggle world due to his lycanthropy, he resorts to prostitution. Someone he knows finds out in one of the most humiliating ways possible. (Els-chan)

35.) Pimp!Remus. (Els-chan)

36.) Remus's first time ends up being more than a little awkward. (Els-chan)

37.) Remus is so far in the closet that he can't find his way out. Someone/something forces him to come to terms with his sexuality. (Els-chan)

38.) After a lifetime of pain and anguish, Remus turns to drugs as a means of escape. After a near-fatal overdose, someone decides to step in and take matters into their own hands. (Els-chan)

39.) Remus does something that later he deeply regrets. (Els-chan)

40.) Incorporate the following into a fic: "I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy!" (Els-chan)

41.) Remus is sick of people thinking he's the quiet, studious one. (Madilayn)