The Home of Bob!
Basics:
Name: Holly
Age: 21
Location: Middle of the USA
Sex: Female
Hobbies: Collecting dolphins and aliens (Bobs)
Interests: Going to church, sleeping (a lot), going to school and majoring in Medical Transcription.
Quotes: I have a lot of them. I think I'll make a page just for that. As well as pictures.
Marital Status: Currently single, but I'm working on that.
Occupation: Retail...well, for now. *cough* Wal-mart *cough*
Height: 5'2 1/2" (Yes, I have to add the half. Gotta make myself taller somehow).
Weight: 110 lbs.
Hair: Long and brown normally, but it's got blonde highlights again.
Eyes: Brown.
Realization: I could have just said look at the picture...
Well, I guess it would be kind of nice to explain about Planet Bob. Well here it is. I'm a Bobian and I am from Planet Bob. Planet Bob is near Planet Herbert, which is near Planet Joe and Planet Walter. Planet Herbert is gorgeous and Planets Joe and Walter are a bit dry...the weather's a little nasty during the summer months, but other then that, they're good places to vacation at.
To locate Planet Bob all you have to do is go outside, during the night of course, and look up in the sky. What you are looking for is the Big Dipper or Ursa Major, if you'd like. Some people get a little confused about the Big Dipper, so just to clear it up...it's the big thing of stars up in the sky that looks like a pot. Look for the middle star in the handle of the Big Dipper and there ya go...stare at it a little bit and you'll see a faint star right next to that middle star. That is Planet Bob and the Bob Universe.
Little Facts to Know About Planet Bob: we travel by Bobsleds and Spaceshuttles. We are aka: The Royal Food Planet. We have everything you'd ever need, if you are on our good side we give you a little blackhole thing to come to Planet Bob and eat whatever you want. Planet Bob is made out of Blue Cheese. Bobians can fly for 3 seconds (I guess it's what you Earthlings call a "jump"). Everything on Earth is one second slower then Bob. Veggie Tales is the most common show watched on Planet Bob. Planet Bob is like the United States of America. We have the best armed forces around. The Kawakeeateeootians (pronounced Ka-wak-e-ot-e-ooo-tea-ns) from Planet Cow are next in line. Everyone on Planet Bob is named Bob in some way.
Our Defenses: We have video game-like images as our line of defense. It's cool, when an enemy approaches the Bob Universe and tries to attack, what they really see is a hologram that looks like our planets. When they attack, the planets blow up and are destroyed. Just like a video game...if someone messes up and dies...the level restarts. Same with our defense, the Bob Universe reappears just like nothing ever happened. When the next enemy comes along they see our universe and the same thing goes for them. We even have it rigged so that if enemies talk and find out that the Bob Universe wasn't destroyed, we track them coming from lightyears away and flip the switch so that it looks like it's gone. It's an excellent defense. However, we do have backups. If perhaps that does not work, then we have the absolute best armed forces around. And as mentioned before, the Kawakeeateeootians are next in line.
Important People to Know: I am the owner of cheese, therefore, I own Planet Bob. My sister, the Queen of Planet Bob is named Queen ShicaBob. She doesn't own it, she just rules it. Ryan is the Defender of Cheese. SantaCow is the Defender of Milk and Cookies. JoBob was from Planet Joe, but we adopted her years ago, so now she is JoBob. She's my assistant. John the Bobtist is the holy man on Planet Bob. DaBob and BarryLob (couldn't give him LarryBob because of Veggie Tales) are also assistants. Corkie or SmileyBob is the owner and Defender of Planet Smiley. KimBob is another assistant as well. Myself, DaBob, BarryLob, KimBob, Bobash, Jobob and John the Bobtist were all a part of the Windermere gang. Windemere is a Christian camp located in Roach, Missouri. Very fun. Good times.
Planets to Know: Planet Smiley is the Happy Planet. Anyone that feels blue, we send them there. All the fun you'd ever dream of is at that planet, there's lots of smileys and tons of Oreos. Planet Herbert, great sites and beautiful country. Planets Walter and Joe have dry summers but good, crisp air. Planet George is nothing but jungles. Planet John is where John the Bobtist resides. Planet Fred and Planet Baboon are the evil planets. You always have to have a villian. We defeated the Fredians and the Baboonians 3 years ago in a one-on-one combat. Whoever was left alive was, of course, the winner. The Bobians won with the help of the Kawakeeateeootians. Our defenses have been upgraded to the holograms now. We haven't faced any other battles since. We sent General Red Monkey Butt to the royal septic tank to stand on his head for 12 hours a day for 40 years. He escaped and crashed in Estes Park, Colorado at a YMCA camp where the grave still resides there to this day. For tourists...the gravesite is on the side of the mountain looking away from the campground. General Fred was sent to the Island of Perpetual Tickling (compliments of Veggie Tales) and still remains there unescaped.
How I Got Here: I was taking Shuttler's Ed and it was my first time flying. Those ships are huge and hard to fly. Well, we were flying along and the instructor told me I was suppose to take a right, but instead, I took a left. Somehow in the mist of all the chaos we ended up going through a blackhole and went crashing down to Earth. The ship went up in smitherings and as punishment (those things are expensive), I was to stay here for 9 years. I have spent 5 years so far and now I only have 4 left. So in 4 years they'll be back to get me. Yay! Boy, have I missed the food.
So there's the story of Planet Bob. In reality, Planet Bob started my sophomore year of high school when I had to write a short story in my computer class. Through the years we (my church youth group) have all added on to the story making it complete. It's been going on ever since. We did establish that Planets Bob and Fred represent the good and evil. Heaven and Hell. So anyway, hope you all enjoyed. Thanks for visiting! Byes!
