Michael Moore - The Liar Of The Century
    The other day in my mass media class, I got into a discussion with another classmate about the biggest liar to ever walk the face of this planet: the tubby hater of anything American, Michael Moore.� It's amazing to me how this guy is able to infect the public like a virus and get people to unquestioningly believe anything he says.� Moore is a pathological liar and it is sad that many people, especially college students, actually take him so seriously.
    Take, for instance, the scene in his movie "Bowling For Columbine," where he walks out of a bank twirling a gun that, supposedly, the bank gave him.� Let me ask any reasonable person this: do you actually think that a bank would hand a person a gun right over the counter and let him so nonchalantly walk out twirling it, ala John Wayne?� The whole transaction was staged!
    First of all, in order to qualify for this free firearm, one must sign up for a long-term CD account with the bank.� After all the necessary forms are filled out, the bank gives you a coupon for the handgun.� Next, an extensive background check is performed on you, to determine if you are actually responsible enough, by law, to redeem this handgun.� Only then, after all of the criteria are met, can you go and pick up your free firearm.
    Let us now take a more in-depth look at Michael Moore himself.� The guy is supposed to come off as a hero of the lower class, a voice of the downtrodden, so why, then, does he live in a posh upper-class mansion in New York?� Not only this, but he sends his kid to one of the most prestigious private academies in the nation!� To add insult to injury, he is also a card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association, an organization he loathes so much.� It seems that Michael Moore is a pro at lying to the very people he preaches to, or maybe they just don't care enough to question his claims.
    Recently, Larry Elder had a person come on his show to talk about Moore's membership in the NRA.� Moore apparently attempted to become the head of the organization, but for the sole purpose of reforming it!� That's right, this slob Michael Moore had attempted to become the head of the NRA, only to promote his Communist agenda.� Does this sicken any of you?� Is this getting through to anyone reading this?
    Now on to Moore's recent indoctrination speech at the Oscars, after he received the award for his "documentary" "Bowling For Columbine."� He chastised the president for "starting this war," and ended his ludicrous and less-than-intelligently worded speech with "Shame on you Mr. Bush."� It warmed my heart to hear the amount of "boos" the audience sounded, as it's great to see that there are still some sane people in Hollywood.� Mr. Moore, shame on you and the tactics of lying that you use to persuade the less informed to go along with your anti-American and subversive vision.� Michael Moore is the quintessential pathological liar, and he should be committed to the nearest insane asylum.
Copyright Gerry Wachovsky, 2003, and Yahoo! Inc. All rights reserved.
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