"Forget the diving, forget the Argentina game , the worst thing 
 about France '98 was the TV commentary. Or to be more precise, 
 the bollocks spouted by some of the so-called 'experts'. In 
 order to purge myself of some truly dreadful TV memories, I 
 have selected some of the funnier bits of TV nonsense from the 
 World Cup.
 Hope you enjoy them..."

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"Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball" - Ian St. John

"The good news for Nigeria is that they're 2-0 down very 
 early in the game" - Kevin Keegan

"Moreano thought that the full-back was gonna come up behind 
 and give him one really hard" - Big Ron

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, 
 except that it is completely different" - Kevin Keegan

"That's lifted the crowd up into the air" - Barry Davies

"Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman" - Brian Moore

"I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the 
 finish" - Ian St John

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose"
 - Kevin Keegan

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored" - Terry Venables

"It had to go in, but it didn't" - Peter Drury

"He never fails to hit the target. But that was a miss" 
 - Bobby Robson

"Batistuta is very good at pulling off defenders" - Kevin Keegan

"Zidane is not very happy because he's suffering from the wind"
 - Big Ron 

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw" - Big Ron

"He sliced the ball when he had it on a plate" - Big Ron

"I'm afraid they've left their legs at home" - Big Ron