ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.