Part One

On the door steps sat a basket with a note. The DJ picks up the note and reads it. It says some crap about a baby and please take care of it and all that. So Stubby looks around for some fleeting flirt of skirt round yonder corner of house and disapointment ensued.

Now what? Stubbs has a baby and doesn't know what to do with it. So he calls his girl, "Hey! Girl! Get over here!"

Across town in a grocery store the Godess suddenly hears Stubby's call of distress. The gorgeous godess stops by the Isle of Babyfor some supplies. Just as her cart turns the corner a speck of dustfalls from the sky, bashing her cart into tiny pieces. Stranded on the Isle of Baby, she calls for help.

Meanwhile...

Having satisfyingly called his girl, Stubbs takes a gander at the baby's face. "WHOA!" this is a face not even a mother could love!

Back to the Isle of Baby...

The Godess draws her sword and decides to explore the isle instead. As she walks down the path, large rabid creatures scurry to and fro. Each one is carrying something. They all seem to head in one direction. The Godess decides to see where they are coming from. As the display studded path clears, a mountain rises in the horizon. Upon closer examination, the Godess finds the mountain to be made of small cans of...of........Formula One Baby Formula!! Taking as many cans as she can hold in her arms, the Godess dashes back into the jungle of large cardboard displays and scurries to the Lanes of Check-out.

Meanwhile...

Stubby decides that there must be a paper bag small enough for the baby's little head. After searching for 10.32 seconds, Stubby finds the perfect bag. It's just big enough. Using some scissors that just so happen to be sitting on the counter, he cuts out two eye holes and a whole for the mouth. Then our gagging hero places the bag over Ugly Baby's head. Instantly, Ugly begins to make cute little squeals and other obnoxious baby noises. "Awe," thinks the DJ with a smile, "that's kinda cute and obnoxious."

Fast-forwarding through the Lanes of Check-out scene (there was some sexual content in the background)...

...leaving a trail of blood as she struggled to drag the large black bag to somewhere safe...

sorry, i accidently hit the rewind button.
that was the scnene where the Godess buys some hamburger

The Godess threw the freshly purchased baby formula into the saddle of her horse and jumped on. "Gideeyup!" she yelled as the journey home began. The horse went into a full gallup and our beloved beauty hunkered down like in the movies for speed. Nothing on land was faster than the steed she rode. Its black hair flowed in the wind as the enormous leg muscles pumped in rhythm. In no time the horse and rider were at the Stubby compound.

The Godess dismounted, leaving her horse to graze in the street.
She knocked on the door and soon the good dj answered. They kiss and then he shows her to the baby. Having removed the bag and replaced it immediately, the Godess exclaims, "Gee whiz! That's and ugly baby!" The baby holds her hand as it falls asleep.

To be continued...