First off, I should probably inform you that this site uses a font called "Sniff", so go get it so you may witness this site in it's full grandeur.
I obviously did not write about Spell Check this month. I have instead decided to direct something which I despise quite a lot - Happiness. So enjoy and learn or die horrible in a boating accident of some kind.
Lastly, I am starting a newsletter to keep you up to date on this site, and also find out who wants to know about it so I stop wasting my fucking time e-mailing some of you peons who cannot begin to comprehend this site. To join the mailing list, aptly named Hate Mail, e-mail me at [email protected].
I'd rather be alone in my self-contained misery
than to have it amplified by others
happiness is just an idea in your head
you can't touch it or see it
it's that mirage that everyone is chasing
you trick yourself
trick your brain into releasing some chemicals
that speeds up your blood flow
stimulates more nerves that are otherwise docile
that's what happiness is
so why bother being upset that its not real?
Hope
the biggest joke of them all
the hope that things will get better
that happiness is out there for you to grab and hold onto
could you REALLY be happy if you knew all?
No
because you couldn't interact with others
because you'd see how stupid and futile their lives really are
There you go. That's all you get for now. So go back to your pointless little "life." Back to your jobs, your boyfriends or girlfriends. Back to cable t.v., shitty music and numb minds. But never forget, wankers I'm still here, and as long as Mr. Attitude lives and breathes, your minds will not be safe.
