Mr. Attitude's House Of Hate
March 21, 2003
I fucked up.
Critics prayers have been answered - Mr. Attitude fucked up. While updating this page, I neglected to change this introduction paragraph. This was a fortuity on my part simply because you peons will have missed the fact that there is a new rant in The Forum Of The Caustic, and there are more words in the More Words section. (Go figure? More words in the more words sec....ah fuck it).
I have also been submitted a hate essay by a fan, which I may post in the Forum Of The Caustic once I make sense of the man�s nonsensical rants. So check back in a few days for that amusing bit of bile.
Parents
They believe their children know nothing about anything. And they are so sure that they are so far advanced above their children that they never stop to think that their kids actually do know some things, just not everything. And of course, it is impossible for anyone to know absolutely everything, so why parents even perceive the notion that they Know All is...fucking stupid.
What I believe parents know all about is being a teenager like, twenty years ago. They don�t seem to realize the world changes, and changes often. All the things they had to be concerned about as a teenager are of no consequence to the teens of today, so why do parents still believe they Know All? Because they are to ignorant to change and grow with the child.
�If I know nothing, then teach me!� cries the child.
�But you know everything, so why should I?� replies the parent.
What the fuck kind of parenting is that?
I always swore I would never treat my children like my parents treated me. And no, I was not abused or any of that garbage. And no, I�m not talking about asking prying questions all the time. What I am talking about is putting forth my best effort to understand my children and grow as an individual by helping them grow.
Telling your child sarcastically that �you know everything� when they argue with you is not going to help. All that�s going to do is cement the idea that the child does indeed Know Everything, and how the hell is that going to help?
Parents need to sit down and take a fucking look at what they�re doing before I come and visit them, carrying a scythe and a large bucket of shit to fill in their chest cavities after I have evacuated it for making one more stupid fucker on this craptastic planet that is called earth.
There you go. That's all you get for now. So go back to your pointless little "life." Back to your jobs, your boyfriends or girlfriends. Back to cable t.v., shitty music and numb minds. But never forget, wankers I'm still here, and as long as Mr. Attitude lives and breathes, your minds will not be safe.
