Mr. Attitude's House Of Hate

January 16th, 2004

It�s been a while since I vomited my hate onto this website, and with good reason. I was letting it fester and stew until it was ready for mass consumption. So put on your glasses because there is much to read. And there is more in the Forum Of The Caustic.

September 1st, 2003, 4:35am

I am very near my breaking point.

I�m not quite sure wether I�m becoming more intolerant, or wether people are indeed getting stupider, but something must be done. And done on such a grand scale that even God would shit his pants.

There are so many pieces of shit in my life at the present that I swearing I�m a few seconds away from having a Hate Stroke. People�s insipidness has reached an all-time high, and my tolerance for it has reached an all new low. And if each case of idiocy were presented by itself, it would hardly be worth mentioning, but it�s a savage snowball effect that shows no sign of slowing down.

From the stupid whore at work who refuse to show up for shifts, to a �friend� who thinks I�m a �pop culture ass licker� because I have seen Lord Of The Rings, many punches to the face need to be dealt out.

Unfortunately, there is not enough time in the world to smite all the stolid people. Insteatd, I propose a revolution of sorts.

No signs, no picketing, no marches, no parades, no travelling to other countries to try and force our beliefs on them. All you have to do to become part of my revolution is yell.

Next time an idiot says something extremely vapid, simply shout, �You�re being a fucking moron! Stop it or I will kill you!�

Now, many of you are asking, �But Mr. Attitude, how will shouting at the stupid stop this epidemic of assholes?�

It will work on two fronts. First, if enough people yell, �You�re being a fucking moron! Stop it or I will kill you!� at one individual, the person who is getting yelled at will hopefully realize how ignorant they are and try to change it.
Secondly, someone will eventually get tired of yelling at one mindless loser and kill them dead. Either way, it�s a win-win situation. The end result either being a changed human being, or a dead idiot, either one sounds good to me.