Mr. Attitude's House Of Hate

May 21st, 2005
Get to the goddamn hate already! There is also more in the Forum Of The Caustic.

I hate children.
No, correction, I hate YOUR children.

You, the �parent� that doesn�t know what birth control is, or even what �pulling out� means.

You, who let your wild pack of unkempt mongrels run wild in public, secretly hoping one of them gets kidnapped/killed/molested so you can get your hideous face on television and pretend you don�t hate life, or your children.

You, whose face is more like something a Picasso painting would throw up, but yet you still managed to have sex 4-10 times to produce offspring. Each time with a different partner.

You, who let your infants scurry about in urine-weighted diapers, their faces and hands constantly covered in some viscous, brownish substance. This is done so the infant can smear said substance over every window and mirror on earth.

You, who spend all your money on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs rather than food, clothes and soap for your children.

You, who abandons the children you helped create while you were high/drunk/your usual retarded self.

You who can�t pay child support because you�re too stupid/high (notice how often those two words are used so close to each other?) to keep any form of employment. And of course you�re too ignorant to realize that the government (The Canadian one, anyways) will hand over a shit-load of free money if you�re a single legal guardian of a child.

You, whose child screams and screams and screams and screams and screams in public, not because it is hungry or just shat itself (Let�s face it, the child is wet and hungry all the time, so it�s used to it.), but shrieks because you never tell it to be quiet, settle down, or pay any attention to it what-so-ever.

So please, go get neutered/spayed as soon as fucking possible so you can stop making horrible children which you will never love or be a parent to, thus forcing me to make more killer robots. There is only so much metal on this planet.