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February 27, 2006
So there I was, sitting at work, cursing the florescent lights and dying of boredom, when I decided to write a small list of piss offs. Well, it ended up two pages long.
Enjoy.
-Madonna
-Maroon 5
-Coldplay
-Pat Benatar�s song �Love Is A Battlefield�
-children
-Paris Hilton
-people who do stupid things in public because they think no one is watching
-fluorescent lights
-white guys with curly afros
-shoe stores
-the singer from Maroon 5
-Madonna�s face and Crypt Keeper body she flaunts.
-mornings
-people who are overly cheerful in the morning
-screaming children
-smokers. Smoking doesn�t make you cool anymore.
-whiney non-smokers. Smoking is disgusting, but you don�t have to be a Nazi about it
-delicious food that gives you diarrhea
-food that is good for you but tastes like assmeat
-mannequins in museums. Only Madonna�s face is creepier.
-old people who think they�re young
-young people who think they�re old. 65 is old, you should be retired, collecting a pension and living in Florida by then.
-short pencils
-people who sharpen pencils for something to do
-fountain pop at liquor establishments
-the cost of CD�s, and they wonder why people download it for free. Should I pay nothing, or $25.99+tax?
-copy protected CD�s I have purchased
-time moves slower when you�re bored, and runs out so fast when you�re doing something you enjoy
-people who don�t realize they are wrong
-stupid people trying to act smart
-smart people acting stupid
-WWE �wrestler� named Edge
-Hurricane Katrina Relief Foundations.
-headaches
-people who finish your tasks, thinking they are helping, but they actually just fucked everything up
-raisins
-that �old person� smell
-shaving
-people who chew pen lids
-neon coloured anything
-dogs as accessories
-dogs
-people trying to kick me off the computer
-guys who piss on the floor in front of urinals
-women who menstruate all over public toilets
-crying children
-having a million different names for different shades of the same colour.
-sneezing out chunks of mucus
-you