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| Houdi's Tips For Catching Mice... | ||||||||
| 1) Go to where the mice are. There are lots of mice in sports bars and at Mariners Games. This shows how stupid mice are. What? They think the Mariners are ever going to make it into the Series? 2) Make eye contact and smile. Get up and go to the bathroom. If there's something happening, like a special happy hour promotion on shooters, offer to buy your new mice friends a round. Watch out! Some mice have developed a pretty high tolerance! 3) Offer to drive the mice home. They've had too much and you just want to help! Offer to help them retrieve their transportation tomorrow. 4) Be sure and reach out and pat the mice affectionately. Grab their little buns once, and only once for fun. Bat your eyelashes at them! 5) On the way home tell them you just have to stop at your place for something. When you get there, invite them in. 6) Let the games begin! |
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