The Wisdom of Cats...
First, ignore those stupid blinking, winking banner ads.  It just encourages them when you look at them.  Yes, they are watching your eyes to see if you look, so pretend you're not looking and keep reading.  If you need to pay attention to one, like there's a picture of a cat in it, then keep your eyes on this message and look out of the corner of your eye.  Cats do this all the time to convince their mistress or master they're not looking at the weird master-antics.  But we are!

Second, invest in good cat food.  Some cats like squshy stuff in little cans, but I like Deli Cat.   My master puts people food in the plastic Deli Cat tubs and hands them to people at parties - yuk!  What kind of humor is that?
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