2. Chug down every time Julia wears an outfit that has absolutely no pink in it.
3. Chug down every time Laura wears an outfit that has no black in it at all(or, if you want to get trashed really fast, take a drink for every black article of clothing).
4. Take a drink every time someone gets really drunk and makes an ass of themself.
5. Take a drink every time Dad wears a cowboy hat and/or flowered shirt.
6. Take a drink every time someone mocks Dad's cowboy hat/flowered shirt.1
7. Take a drink everytime Laura has her headphones on.
8. Take a drink every time someone tries to speak to Laura when she has her headphones on, prompting her to remove them and say, 'What?'
9. Take a drink every time Julia announces that she has to poop.
10. Take a drink everytime there is a yelling conversation between two family members in different areas of the house.
11. Take a drink every time the neighbor complains about something.
12. Take a drink every time someone complains about/mocks the neighbor.
13. Take a drink every time someone tells an obvious lie.
14. Take a drink every time someone farts and clears the room out.
15. Take a drink every time Julia displays road rage.
16. Take a drink every time Laura and Julia pass each other in the house and say, 'Yo.' to each other.
17. Chug when one of them does not say 'Yo.' in return, and the other, jilted one says, in a small, hurt voice, 'Yo?'
18. Take a drink every time Laura makes a reference to Satan.
19. Take a drink every time Adam has his hand(s) visibly down his pants.
20. Take a drink every time Mercedes goes potty on the floor
21. Take a drink every time someone says, 'Mercedes no!!'
22. Take a drink every time Mom used reverse psychology on Dad.
23. Chug if it doesn't work.
24. Take a drink every time Dad is playing Bejeweled.
25.Take a drink every time someone acts out a scene from a TV show or movie.
26. Take a drink everytime Julia and Laura do something really strange for no apparent reason.