Questions I refuse to answer
Q.Are you a virgin?

A. I give different answers to this all the time. 'Yes, but I'm not very good at it.' 'What's a virgin? I asked my mommy but she says I'm too young to know.'
Q. What does that symbol on your chinese belly button ring mean?

A. Use your imagination. If you're really desperate, copy the symbol, take it to Soho and find the one that matches.
Q.Why would you get a snake tatooed on you??

A. So it can come to life and bite your happy ass.
Q. So, you're a Goth, right?

A. *SIGH* Why can't someone wear black clothes, a trench coat, a spiked collar, platform boots, and such without being labeled a Goth? No, I am not a Goth. I just happen to enjoy dressing this way. No, I'm not being sarcastic. I really am not a Goth, Punk, Skater, or anything like that. The closest you could come to labelling me would be 'Rocker Chick'. Are you happy now?
Q. So are you single?

A. Actually, I am the bride of Count Vladislaus Dracula(right). Sorry!
Q. Why did you get a boob job?

A. I got a boob job? Shit! When was this? Man...I need to quit drinking.
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