"The Crappiest Final Fantasy VII FanFic Ever Made, Part B"
by: Rufus_Shinra
Part B:
Cloud: Let's wait.
Snake: Let's get some rest.
One day later...........
Reno: Wait until Cloud sees this. (laughs)
Rude: ..........
Rude and Reno trag Tifa through the cell hallway. She is severly wounded and beatened with her nose
bleeding. Tifa also has one of her suspenders snapped off due to well nasty stuff. Snake and Cloud start
to talk.
Cloud: I hope they kep their word.
Snake: God, you know they always don't.
The door cell opens. Reno laughs while Rude reamins silent.
Reno: Ha-Ha-Ha, Heres a gift from Rufus.
Reno throws the wounded body of Tifa into the cell.
The two leave the cell.
Tifa is on the floor dieing.
Cloud: Oh no...
Snake: Told you they wouldn't.
Cloud checks her pulse.
Snake just stands and turns back.
Tifa: Uh, Ugh Clou--
Tifa's hand rises and touches Cloud's hand.
Cloud: I'm so sorry...
Tifa: That's ok... (stutters)
Cloud: What the hell did they do to you?
Snake looks at Tifa's brittle body.
Snake: Man, this is cruel acid, bats, the whole fuckin' nine yards. This is Ocerot's work alright.
He had fun with her.
Tifa: Why didn't you come?
Cloud: I thought waiting would be good for you.
Tifa: No it wasn't. Look at what they done to me! (cries)
Cloud: Damn them, I'll kill them all.
Snake: Well some of them have good in them. No they don't there a bunch greedy assholes who don't care
about the people they kill. They just care if they take over the world.
Tifa: I know. (crying)
Cloud: One last time... (In a depressive tone with tears building up in his eyes)
Tifa: Alright.
Cloud began to kiss Tifa for the last time. Tifa grins a faint smile. While Cloud tries,but maintains a
serious face. She closes her eyes and trembles. She falls on Cloud's arms and dies.
Cloud: Tifa, Tifa, Tifffffffffffffffffffa!!
A yell could be heard through all the cells which weren't that occupied.
Snake: Welcome to the club! I've seen lots of babes die in front of my face. (in a humorus tone)
Cloud: Shut up, don't you have feelings?!
Snake: I have more tears to shed, I've seen enough of this stuff.
Cloud: So your saying you don't care. (crying)
Snake: Uh, no. I just don't want it to get to me.
Cloud cries while Snake looks at Tifa.
Cloud sobs for hours.
2 hours later...
Cloud: She's dead.
Cloud strokes Tifa's hair and gets her red bow. A moment of her.
Snake: For the four hundredth time! Shut up!!!
Snake: Don't you wanna save the world?
Snake shrugs both of his arms.
Cloud looks into Snake's face.
Cloud: No, fuck the world!
Snake: What?! You had a woman die in front of your face before and you saved world didn't you?? You're
becomin' depressed. I can see it in your eyes. Those bastards trashed your fighting sprit to the point you
wouldn't even swat a fly! What the hell is wrong with you?! Snap out of it!
Cloud: She's dead.
Snake: (sarcasically) Really.
More tears become visible on Cloud's face.
Snake: She's was one of them who got caught in the crossfire. They're gonna kill most of the people here
the same way probably. I don't want to see a world filled with death and destruction. Do you?
Cloud: Yeah your right she's one of them who die just because they were good guys. Well I'll shove my
sword up all their asses. I wanna see them suffer 'cause of what they did with Tifa.
Snake: That's the sprit! Let's go kick some ass!
Cloud: This is for Aerith and Tifa!
Snake: This is for Grey Fox!
Cloud: Let's bring them hell!
Snake: I'll drink to that.
Snake get his canteen and drinks one cup of whiskey.
Cloud and Snake kick the cell door open and throw the door outside. The two go walk into the armory and
are intercepted by guards.
Armory Guard: Freeze!
Snake chokes the guard and drags the body under a nearby Shin-Ra truck. He wipes the trail of blood dry and
retrieves his arsenal of weapons which are: SOCOM,FA-MAS,Stinger,various grenades,and one block of C-4. He
cocks his FA-MAS and is ready for the worst. Cloud gets his buster sword and materia.
Cloud: You'll pay for this Dr. Evil and Rufus.
Snake: He-He. Let's go!
Snake and Cloud take the elevator up.
They enter the meeting room.
Dr. Evil and Rufus: Heh-Heh now die!!
Cloud and Snake: Huh?
Metal Gear Gustav activates with Liquid Snake controlling it.
Liquid: Nyah!
Snake: Oh crap!
Snake fires a Stinger and destroys Gustav in one hit which propels Liquid, Ocerot, and Scarlet out of
the meeting room and fall down from the tower.
Liquid: SSNNAAKKEE!!!
Ocerot, and Scarlet: You pricks!
They fall into Midgar's Sector 8.
Dr. Evil: Bye, I am outta here!
Dr. Evil runs into a helicopter. The chopper moves to once was the window of the meeting room.
Dr. Evil: Tah-Tah.
Snake aims his stinger at chooper and it explodes. The flaming wreck crashes into the lobby of Shin-Ra
headquarters.
Snake: Heh-Heh-Heh. Yeah, baby!
Rufus is the only one left. He pulls out his shotgun.
Rufus: This is the final�, Cloud. Houw 'bout it? One-on-one.
Cloud holds his sword with one hand full of rage. His sword emmits and red glow.
Cloud: This is for Aerith!!!
A left slash cuts Rufus' coat
Cloud: This is for Tifa!!!
A right slash cuts Rufus in the face. Blood slowly trickles down his coat.
Cloud: This is for you!
Cloud Omnislashes Rufus which throws him out of the building. Rufus hangs on to the meeting room's window.
Snake: You got skills, Cloud.
Rufus: Ugh,Ugh Don't kill me!
Rufus throws a Phoneix Down and Cloud grabs it.
Rufus: Here! Take it! Just let me live!
Cloud: Bring her body here.
Cloud: If this doesn't work I'll throw you over!
He points his sword towards Rufus' head.
Rufus: It'll work...
Snake brings Tifa.
Cloud: If it doesn't work, shoot'im for me!
Snake pulls out his SOCOM and points the laser pointer to Rufus' head clinging for dear life.
Cloud pours the Phoneix down. (Gasp!) It's empty!
Cloud: You bitch!!!
Cloud: Do the honors!
Snake removes the silencer of the So-Com and fires. But before it could hit him, Rufus lets go of the window and
jumps from the wall.
Rufus then fires his shotgun at Cloud, only hitting Cloud's knee.
Rufus: Ha-Ha-Ha! This isn't defeat, Cloud!!!
Rufus falls 50 storys and falls just outside of the ruins of Sector 8.
His body hits the ground and cracks many bones. Rufus doesn't appear to be breathing...
Kid: Cool, a body!
A bunch of kids stare at the body.
Back at the meeting room...
Snake: It's all over let's get outta here!
Cloud: Goodbye, Tifa...
Cloud calls up Barett on the PHS. Then carries Tifa away, her eyes closed, but smiling.
Cloud: (Sigh)...
Snake: You tired.
Cloud: This suxs... she died. She died 'cause they wanted to manipulate me.
Cloud puts Tifa down and walks to the edge of the window.
Snake: Don't no!
Snake runs and tries to block Cloud from meeting the grim reaper.
Cloud: No, I wanna join them!
Cloud starts to daydream and sees Tifa a gloved hand and Aerith a plain hand reaching for him.
Snake: Snap out of it!
Cloud: Huh?!
Snake: I've been through this, but don't kill yourself. You did what could do. You can't change the past
and I know how you feel.
Cloud: Man, your right.
The highwind hovers over the Shin-Ra building.
Cloud: What the hell, Cid?!
Cid: Hey I escaped before you bastards did! C'mon lets go!
Cloud walks with Tifa to the Highwind.
Cid: Hey- what happened?!
Cid's suprised that Tifa's dead. The cigarette in his mouth drops.
Two weeks later...
Chruch-Sector 4 Slums.
The chruch is dark and bleak and faint ray of light is shines over Tifa. The FFVII crew are wearing black
suits while Solid Snake sports his tuxedo.
Cloud throws flowers into the slained girl's grave.
He puts the ring that was to marry them and put sunglasses. Snake just looks.
Barett: Thought it would never happen.
Barett puts down his head.
Cloud: Bye...
Cloud cries.
Yuffie: I hate funerals. There so sad and boring. (yawn)
Yuffie puts a flower into Tifa's coffin. Then, she steals Barett's materia.
Barett: Son of a b-!!! Give that back!!!
Red 13: She always said to be strong.
Red 13 howls.
Cid: Uh, Uh. This is depressin'. I'll be waitin' in the ship.
Before he leaves, Cid puts another flower.
Vincent: I know how you feel Cloud, and I know how if feels to be dead.
Vincent looks while Cloud weeps.
Cloud: I'm sorry. I couldn't save her. I made a bad mistake. A terrible mistake. Now two women of my
life are dead.
Snake: Yeah, she's dead. I didn't even talk to her.
Cait Sith: Shin-Ra... will they ever learn?
Cait Sith just sits there.
Snake: I hate death.
Snake closes the coffin.
The FF7 crew and Snake wave goodbye while the coffin is buried into the ground.
Snake looks at Cloud.
Snake: We're equal.
Cloud: Guess so.
Cloud and Snake go to a bar in Kalm.
Snake: One whiskey.
Snake: Cheer up!
Cloud: No, they're both gone.
Bartender: Funeral, eh?
Snake: Yeah. Why don't you fix'im a martini.
Bartender: Sure.
Cloud: This reminds me of Tifa. (sighs)
Cloud drinks the martini in one shot.
Snake: You will meet her after death. So cheer up!
Cloud: This is weird, she died the day Sephiroth killed Aerith.
Snake: I don't believe in supersititons.
Cloud: Sigh.
Well, Cloud becomes an alcoholic and drowns himself in all sorts of sprits. The once proud protagonist
becomes a sore loser and rests in Costa del Sol with no one and becomes like Snake. Sad and strange
ain't it :-(
